I can't stand being told what "Real BBQ" is...

[jswordy]

You just can't fix stupid.

(slapping my knee) I heard that! You got that right! :mrgreen:

 

[mgwerks]

Just get a skinny rack of those crappy Danish imported ribs, boil 'em nice and tender for him, glaze them up with a bottle of Kraft BBQ sauce. That's all of your BBQ he deserves.