There is a saying amongst homebrewers:RDWHAH. Relax. Don't Worry. Have A Homebrew. I I think I'll need to channel that mentality for today's cook.
First step: buy the mea . Wife was going to the store, so i asoed her to 0icj up 2 nice 8 lb butts for me. They had a special on 19 lb twin packs, so instead of cooking 2 8 lb'ers it is goinv to be 2 9.5 lbers on a kettle. Hope theres enough room!
Second step: Light the coals. Easy enough. My cousins whose grill I'm using had told me he had charcoal and everything I'd need. Get to his camper and the only bag I can find has about 20 briqs in it. No biggie, that's why I grabbed a bag from home just in case...
Third step: dump the coals on the end of my snake and dial back the vents as temp climbs. Problem! The bottom vent sweeper is completely seized up! Arm was bending before the thing would spin at all. Spent 20 minutes cleaning and working it to no avail! Ok, RDWHAH... time to improvise!
Stuffed some foil in the vents to block them off, as temp stabilizes I'll pull the foil out or add more to adjust my temp. Not ideal, but hey everyone on here says we worry about temperature control too much anyways, right!
Step 3: Once coals have a few minutes to light the end of the snake, put the lid on. You gotta be kidding me! Lid isn't even close to sealing all the way around. Ok, RDWHAH... Try to squeeze it into shape, only to realize that it isn't working and instead only getting worse. I think the bowl is bent as badly or worse than the lid! Ok, RDWHAH... I'll just bend it back to the way it was and try to allow for the air leak around the lid as I "adjust my vents". If it is really too bad I'll add a foil seal to the rim...
So here I sit, enjoying the view, waiting for my grill temp to come up. Currently sitting at 156, think I'll go pull a little more foil out of the vent.