It's not nice to tease others. When I was a young boy (a few years ago), my aunt & uncle used to hunt morels in Indiana. Great memories, but just that... memories.
hehe This is true! Back home in Oregon folks used to comb the fields at the coast looking for those hallucinatory shrooms, but inevitably a few would pick the wrong one (the two are similar in appearance) and they'd get sick or die of liver trouble. Silly wabbits...
I spent 9 plus years in Indiana. Morels are great! Occasionally we have the right conditions here in Connecticut. In Indiana it was big deal, weight, size listed front page local paper... don't want them... send them my way Pretty Please!