What kind of rub would you suggest for Godzilla?
Plowboys of course. The MSG really enhances mutant creatures.
Should I just smoke him to a 190 internal temperature?
Godzilla meat is like chicken, so use that as a guideline.
I was thinking about maybe spatchcocking him.
Great idea! You can borrow my shears.
I'll check to see if Donnie has a Godzilla "how to" on youtube...
In case he doesn't, you can maybe use this as a guideline...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgWJLnvywQ
I bet he does a 3 part rub with Butt Glitter...
I'm thinking 6 parts would be better. Godzilla is big enough to have even chunkier ingredients layered on top than normal.
I wonder what song he'll use... OH WAIT! GODZILLA!
Duh!
Should I brine Godzilla?
No, he is a saltwater creature already from the briny deep.
Maybe I'll wrap him in foil after 22 hrs...
I would use foil to shield the breast meat while waiting for the thighs to get done.
Nah, no foil... that's a crutch...
Ha-ha! Yeah, you're right.
Lets see... at 1-1/2 hrs per pound... He MIGHT be done before Thanksgiving if I start now...
I hope this gets to you in time then!:shock:
What kind of mop goes good with Godzilla?
No mop, but using thirdeyes lemon trick under the skin might be a good idea.
Maybe I'll just glaze him on the gasser at the end and forget the mop..
I think Weber is also working on a giant Performer.
OH JEEZE!?! Should I just use straight K bricks or lump? I heard the bricks would give an off taste, but it IS Godzilla...
Godzilla is immune to normal fire. You need to use a stronger fule source. Think along the lines of enriched uranium.
I'll use lump I think.. If I crush the big pieces down a bit it should work...
See above.
How many bags will it take for a 27 day smoke... dang...
Judging from my college days, a pound would be a safe bet. so however big your baggies are will dictate how many it will take to store that pound of stuff.
I'll NEVER be able to brine that sucker! I wonder if he is "enhanced"...
Of course he's enhanced, he a mutant lizard with super powers!
Butterball Godzilla! That's the ticket!
It's easiest to brush melted butter on it than to apply a ball of butter and hope it melts just right.
My head hurts...
Ummm....well....
Oh I know! I'll just get a big beer can!
That's a great idea!
Oh KEGGER!
Brilliant!