SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!

[zydecopaws]

Ok, I'm in. Still confused as to what team, but that might have something to do with the uniform that showed up...

 

[zydecopaws]

Buccaneer sits on the dock and picks his teeth with his cutlass.
"Argh, landarcipus and zydecopawsikus were foolish, drinking with those crimps last night and now they've been Shanghaiid.
Making eyes with that moose headed wench, argh, serves 'em right.
Well, the SS Farkanautikus has sailed without us, and fitting it is too, as Buccaneer I go privateer and I'll scuttle these two teams and keel haul the survivors, argh, that oi will."
He dislodges a lobster stuck in a gap and looks at it flapping in his gnarly hand, a gleam in his eye.
"Seafood, argh, I'll load the first salvo with seafood, that's set the prat among the sturgeons!"
He sits quietly, reflecting on how utterly out of place he is with his 16th century lame ass dialog clashing with the starwarsian whackadoodlishness all around him and reaches for his rum...

Ok, I want to be on Buccaneer's team. He's got rum and talks funny. More importantly, he's got rum.

 

[Gore]

Buccaneer sits on the dock and picks his teeth with his cutlass.
"Argh, landarcipus and zydecopawsikus were foolish, drinking with those crimps last night and now they've been Shanghaiid.
Making eyes with that moose headed wench, argh, serves 'em right.
Well, the SS Farkanautikus has sailed without us, and fitting it is too, as Buccaneer I go privateer and I'll scuttle these two teams and keel haul the survivors, argh, that oi will."
He dislodges a lobster stuck in a gap and looks at it flapping in his gnarly hand, a gleam in his eye.
"Seafood, argh, I'll load the first salvo with seafood, that's set the prat among the sturgeons!"
He sits quietly, reflecting on how utterly out of place he is with his 16th century lame ass dialog clashing with the starwarsian whackadoodlishness all around him and reaches for his rum...

Hold on a second, this is an edible flower TD, not a seafood TD. :mmph:

 

[zydecopaws]

Hold on a second, this is an edible flower TD, not a seafood TD. :mmph:

His speech seemed a bit flowery; doesn't that count for something?

 

[buccaneer]

Ok, I want to be on Buccaneer's team. He's got rum and talks funny. More importantly, he's got rum.

"One tod for every scurvy dog that posts an entry, two for every point, argh...we boiz our wayz in this piratey TD, and not a hint of shame have we!"

 

[buccaneer]

Hold on a second, this is an edible flower TD, not a seafood TD. :mmph:

"Have you no class boyo...we won't be shooting lobsters up your fine Starwarsian blousey Khyber Pass, we are the Buccaneers, we'll be firing Fluer de Mer up your stinky rear passage Arggghh":fencing:

 

[buccaneer]

His speech seemed a bit flowery; doesn't that count for something?

"Dats only when I'm drunk. When I was a wee bairn I spoke completely flowerless":mmph:

 

[seadad9903]

Hold on a second, this is an edible flower TD, not a seafood TD. :mmph:

he could make a seaweed sandwich. that would cover 3 angles at once, right?

 

[zydecopaws]

"Have you no class boyo...we won't be shooting lobsters up your fine Starwarsian bousy Kaiber Pass, we are the Buccaneers, we'll be firing Fluer de mer up your stinky rear passage Arggghh":fencing:

That's right, we are way too much to pay for corn!

 

[zydecopaws]

"Dats only when I'm drunk. When I was a wee bairn I spoke completely flowerless":mmph:

That was before you were deflowered?

 

[Happy Hapgood]

Hold me in reserve. I'm working on the final solution.

And Bill, Can you make brownie's out of those 'er herbs Pharasty sent from Jamaica? ;D

 

[Gore]

"Dats only when I'm drunk. When I was a wee bairn I spoke completely flowerless":mmph:

I think you were fertilizing the flowers when you were a wee bairn.

(some things haven't changed) bucc mod. :becky:

 

[Gore]

"Dats only when I'm drunk. When I was a wee bairn I spoke completely flowerless":mmph:

That was before you were deflowered?

The way I read that is that he was deflowered before he had flowers.

 

[zydecopaws]

The way I read that is that he was deflowered before he had flowers.

No less confusing than the rules for this TD. Perhaps it's fitting... :twitch:

 

[buccaneer]

"Oi can't deny, I was plucked good and proper at a very yong aij.
Oi was sober at the toime, but I haven't been sober since.Now whot is dis, de foikin' Oprah of the Waves show?
En guarde, me fruity mates. Enuff of yer confusing jibery, swab the decks or feel the bite on me dog of ten tails!"

"Oooh, is that a daisy..."

 

[buccaneer]

Hold me in reserve. I'm working on the final solution.

And Bill, Can you make brownie's out of those 'er herbs Pharasty sent from Jamaica? ;D

We may be sailors but there will be no holding, touching, fondling or plaiting of long golden locks, me flowery bakery brownie snaffler!:doh:

 

[Gore]

Are daisies edible? I think bucc might have found his entry.

Of course he could be talking Margarita, which wouldn't surprise me.

 

[bigabyte]

I doubt it...he's a quadruple spy, remember?

Speaking of which, I believe Ginger qualifies as a Noob. :mrgreen:

So does General Tso and CT Elvis.

 

[bigabyte]

I'm on team rum.

Or was it whiskey?

Can we still drink beer?

 

[MS2SB]

I'm drinking beer.

All out of rum and whiskey.