Vinny, I know you are kidding, but, if Weber threw some weight behind it, I believe a Gasser circuit would make it.
Ironically, I was just thinking about this tonight: What would happen if there were a new santioning body that tried to take some of the BS outta things: Everything goes and nothing goes that gets so many complaints. A new santioning body that allows gas and electricity for heat. Allows rub before the comp as long as it isn't cooked. Prohibits garnish to get rid of the putting green. Broadens the category to include "Ribs, Pork, Beef, and Poultry" and you can cool whichever cut you want as large, small, or parted as you want? Prolly wouldn't fly, but I think it would be an interesting format. With that in place, KCBS could outlaw all electronic pits and make it a purist thing only. Now let's see what happens....Just a thought.
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