Okay, here is my official entry.
I call it redneck sushi. Some less discriminating eyes may say, "it's a fatty," but the sophisticated redneck knows this ain't no fatty.
I started with the traditional redneck sushi ingredients -- I shouldn't have to explain this, but it is bacon, sausage, clumpy rice, japolino peppers, and cheddar cheese...
I rolled it all up, using my best country-ninja skills...
Now, this is where the fatty/sushi thing meets its redneck-zen thing. It ain't raw...
After you cook it, as real food should be cooked, you have this roll thing that may look like a fatty, but only to people who paid more for their home than they did for their pickup -- something no self respecting redneck would ever do.
Now you just need to cook it, and make a presentation worthy of your wife/sister, and all the kinfolk and friends who aren't in jail this weekend. Don't forget the redneck chopsticks, a bowl of vinegar-based dipping sauce, some hot peppers stolen from the neighbor's garden, and a jar of your best corn-liker.
CD
I call it redneck sushi. Some less discriminating eyes may say, "it's a fatty," but the sophisticated redneck knows this ain't no fatty.
I started with the traditional redneck sushi ingredients -- I shouldn't have to explain this, but it is bacon, sausage, clumpy rice, japolino peppers, and cheddar cheese...
I rolled it all up, using my best country-ninja skills...
Now, this is where the fatty/sushi thing meets its redneck-zen thing. It ain't raw...
After you cook it, as real food should be cooked, you have this roll thing that may look like a fatty, but only to people who paid more for their home than they did for their pickup -- something no self respecting redneck would ever do.
Now you just need to cook it, and make a presentation worthy of your wife/sister, and all the kinfolk and friends who aren't in jail this weekend. Don't forget the redneck chopsticks, a bowl of vinegar-based dipping sauce, some hot peppers stolen from the neighbor's garden, and a jar of your best corn-liker.
CD
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