BBQ Brethren SPECIAL - "Cook it like Camel-Toe Elvis" Throwdown!

[Will work for bbq]

I would much rather enter this potential CT Elvis

Yeah, She's not gonna cut it. :tsk: Mariah Carey has more toe than her.

 

[Moose]

I feel like I'm already gaining weight just thinking about ideas for this one!:shock:

Going the "hot and large" route on this one again, eh? :becky:

 

[deguerre]

Yeah, She's not gonna cut it. :tsk: Mariah Carey has more toe than her.

Agreed. Fark the boneless skinless chicken breast. I want some good marbling in my meat.:becky:

 

[Will work for bbq]

Note to self: Do not prime Mongo's pump at all cost.

I wont send him any subliminal messages either.

 

[Al Czervik]

I wont send him any subliminal messages either.

:tsk:

Thanks a lot you farker... I'm already in deep chit with Gore. :mmph:

 

[deguerre]

For inspiration:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38600144/ns/today-food/t/eat-king-keep-tums-handy/

 

[caseydog]

When is that knucklehed going to choose the next regular throwdown?

CD

 

[Al Czervik]

For inspiration:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38600144/ns/today-food/t/eat-king-keep-tums-handy/

Thanks G... there are a couple goodies in there! :mrgreen:

 

[PatAttack]

And just where does the toilet figure in?

How 'bout this one, Guerry?

You'd have to modify for the pill/ash catcher.

 

[deguerre]

How 'bout this one, Guerry?

You'd have to modify for the pill/ash catcher.

Brilliant!

 

[Moose]

How 'bout this one, Guerry?

You'd have to modify for the pill/ash catcher.

I want one.

 

[cgwaite]

How 'bout this one, Guerry?

You'd have to modify for the pill/ash catcher.

Do they have one of these in an XL size?

 

[SmokinAussie]

I just did some research... I think we need to expand the rules to Southern Fried greasy food! Just about everything I looked up said that this was his favourite food.

Or... are we trying to put the King back on a diet??

Cheers!

Bill

 

[bigabyte]

Well, we have had lots of fried entries before that still involved grilled/smoked foods, so I think that's still an option.

 

[Gore]

I just did some research... I think we need to expand the rules to Southern Fried greasy food! Just about everything I looked up said that this was his favourite food.

Or... are we trying to put the King back on a diet??

Cheers!

Bill

No need to fry, Bill:

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95412

... or see multiple posts by Phubar or Smoky Al Gold using this technique.

 

[Smokey Al Gold]

Who needs a fryer when you have a grill?

 

[Will work for bbq]

I'm going to need to build a Transwhatchamacallit for this one, I've found the perfect recipe.

RECIPE: Fried Squirrel
Growing up Fried Squirrel was a typical meal for Elvis. From the book
FRIED SQUIRREL
To cook a squirrel, first go out and try to kill a very young one. This is
the most important thing as old ones are too tough unless they are Ninja warriors (those are the best). When skinning the
squirrel, make extra sure to remove all the hairs and mask.

* 2 young squirrels, skinned and cleaned
* Salt to taste
* 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper (or your favorite foil hat rub)
* 4 tablespoons butter
* 1/2 cup all-purpose flour

After carefully washing the squirrels, pat dry. With a mallet, gently pound
the meat until the bones are crushed and the flesh is tender. Season the
meat with salt and pepper. Melt the butter in a skillet (preferably cast-
iron) over medium-low heat. Dredge the meat in flour, and add to the melted
butter.Brown and turn. Continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until the
meat is golden brown and cooked through. (Pierce with a knife to check
doneness. The juices should run clear when cooked). The process should
take 25 to 30 minutes. Alternate method is KFS (Kettle Fried Squirrel).

:heh:

 

[colonel00]

"With a mallet, gently pound
the meat until the bones are crushed and the flesh is tender." :shocked:


And, how do you know if they are young squirrels?

 

[Will work for bbq]

^^^^ If they have trouble passing a peanut they are young... Duh...

 

[Gore]

Just got a postcard from Ninja. Seems like he's left the country, or at least the continental US. I think it's for his own safety.