I was perusing the PBC site. They are selling a drum and lid only for 159$ w free shipping. So there is a nice option for the do it yourself guy or gal. The grate, rebar and hooks could be scavenged. I can use my little kettle grate on mine. The bottom feet are not required and a charcoal basket is easy to make or maybe you have one. Plus its the nice new porcelain finish. My only PBC regret is I got the classic back before they got all fancy! I think its pretty cool they offer that option and at a reasonable price. Sorry to bring it back on topic. Hilarious thread.
I do think its worth mentioning Noah seems like a pretty stand up guy. Veteran, made in the USA, its not some big corp outsourcing some cheap Chinese cooker that needs modded to work properly. He already had a killer product and upgraded it w the porcelain coating. His rubs are also nice. The fact that he provides extremely straight forward advice and detailed videos that also get updated is pretty cool to. I think why Shirleys also get so much love (sure they kick ass) is Paul seems like a real stand up guy trying to constantly improve and please the customer with quality. Too rare these days in all areas.