BBQ Brethren "Cook it like Gore" Throwdown!

[landarc]

I feel Gore'd in this throw down

 

[Moose]

I feel Gore'd in this throw down

Yes, I think we all may get Gore'd in the end...oops...that doesn't sound quite right, does it? :shock:

 

[Gadragonfly]

First off, thank you to everyone for the compliments! I was just looking to jump start this baby though, not kill it. I would love to see everyone else's entries. I don't hear any fat lady singing yet, for sure.

Jason's the ultimate thread killer - pass it on.

 

[landarc]

This thread is far from dead, and just because Fingerlickin' posted that a-Gore-able MOINKfish, doesn't mean I won't enter by Sunday. Nope, I'll do something, I have special Throw Down forks given to me by the man, Gore, himself.

 

[fingerlickin']

This thread is far from dead, and just because Fingerlickin' posted that a-Gore-able MOINKfish, doesn't mean I won't enter by Sunday. Nope, I'll do something, I have special Throw Down forks given to me by the man, Gore, himself.

Uh, oh. I knew I shouldn't have encouraged you people. :doh:

 

[Gore]

Go eggplant, you can never go wrong with eggplant.

Uhhhh, I can go wrong with eggplant. In fact I've always gone wrong with eggplant. :tsk:

This thread is far from dead, and just because Fingerlickin' posted that a-Gore-able MOINKfish, doesn't mean I won't enter by Sunday. Nope, I'll do something, I have special Throw Down forks given to me by the man, Gore, himself.

Yes, I haven't seen a good fork shot yet, maybe a double or triple or quad-fork shot.

 

[caseydog]

Since Gore is a scientist, I thought I would do a little science project for supper. I know Gore is more into Astrology or some such stuff, but I couldn't think of anything in that field of science that I could cook -- and also whore out to a second (and possibly third) throwdown.

So, I submit for peer review, my well-researched rendition of what slithered out of the primordial ooze millions of years ago, and evolved into advanced species -- and man.

At its core is, of course, sausage. What else would you find in an ooze?

To insulate it from the much colder climate than today's (tossed a little global warming reference in there to piss of the right wingers), the creature had a layer of more loosely packed sausage.

And, my research shows that it most likely had an exoskeleton -- probably bacon.

All the stores were out of primordial ooze to incubate my beast in, so I used my kettle and some charcoal.

My beast came out of the Weber incubator, complete with eyes on furry antennae (use this shot for voting).

He seemed quite happy in his bed of lettuce leaves, until I took a knife and cut his head off. Not much to look at in cross section, but he was rather tasty. :heh:

CD :becky:

 

[silverfinger]

Thats a good one CD, oh wait, we haven't evolved to that point in time yet. :wacko:

EDIT: you beat me to it CD!

 

[Gore]

If you're going to make a new life form, you should make a happy one and that one definitely looks happy. :-D

 

[bigabyte]

That is one cool looking meatloaf!

Oh wait, this isn't the meatloaf throwdown...my bad.

That is one cool looking Gore-inspired creation!

 

[fingerlickin']

He seemed quite happy in his bed of lettuce leaves, until I took a knife and cut his head off. Not much to look at in cross section, but he was rather tasty. :heh:

CD :becky:

You're a sick puppy CD, I'm assuming you ate the head as well. Cannibalistic snausage murderer.

 

[Moose]

Excellent creation, CD! And those olives - very realistic...:eyebrows:

 

[landarc]

I was convinced, caterpillars make good BBQ, but, I see it was actually a proto-pillar.

 

[Moose]

I'm assembling ingredients now...hope I get my entry in on time for this one!

 

[caseydog]

Only four entries? There's bigabyte, ecode, the winning entry, and my entry. C'mon, join the futility. It'll be fun. :becky:

CD

 

[Gore]

I'm assembling ingredients now...hope I get my entry in on time for this one!

Oh no! Eggplant is my nemesis. :tsk:

and most recently,

Those are just the ones that come to mind. There are probably half a dozen more in the archives. I hope you know what you're in for. :tsk:

 

[bigabyte]

To date, as far as I know, the only person to ever win a Throwdown with eggplant is ecode. And honestly, I think she may have won multiple times with eggplant.

 

[Gore]

To date, as far as I know, the only person to ever win a Throwdown with eggplant is ecode. And honestly, I think she may have won multiple times with eggplant.

Three times, actually. :twitch:

I think she doesn't even enter eggplant anymore because it is too easy. :tsk:

 

[caseydog]

To date, as far as I know, the only person to ever win a Throwdown with eggplant is ecode. And honestly, I think she may have won multiple times with eggplant.

My "Cook like a bigabyte" TD winning casserole had eggplant in it -- and farking SPAM. :bow:

I still have nightmares. :shock:

CD

 

[bigabyte]

My "Cook like a bigabyte" TD winning casserole had eggplant in it -- and farking SPAM. :bow:

I still have nightmares. :shock:

CD

I thought SPAM cancelled out eggplant?