what to do with old smoker grease?

[OakPit]

Ok, so using is as moisturizer and shave gel DON"T work...I'll keep trying your guys' ideas though...My girlfriend tells me that I smell sorta funny after I use it as deodorant.

 

[Weiser]

Evidently she doesn't appreciate the smell of good Que.
Hummmmm.
I'd dump her butt on someone else's porch.
If you warm it a bit, it makes a wonderful after-shave.

Weiser

 

[Bill-Chicago]

Pretty good idears in this thread! Glad our brothers were here once again to help. :wink:

My comment on the prime rib was sincere.

Greg had a little "extra" grease in his BYC and Phil was cooking a prime rib roast.

Phil said to me "Can you check the prime rib"?

So I opened the door on the BYC, and it went up in flames.

"Its going good, if you like Well Done"

It was a fire fight after that which included buckets, shovels, and plenty of foil.

Good times

 

[OakPit]

Nice...only problem is that she's using it as well....I told her it was her imagination...

 

[bigpaparon]

htich lube so you dont have to jump on the trailer coupler to get it to slide on the ball. or weedkiller, the way i figure all stray dogs will come root up the weeds due to the enticing aroma.

 

[aquablue22]

I personally use it as toothpaste, love that flavor, although I'm thinking of sending it to Shane to have him convert to Liquid Smoke for my Boiled Rib recipes.........