SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!

[Moose]

I think it's worth pointing out that many of you Noobians will no longer be classified as Noobians after this throwdown.

Just sayin'. :becky:

 

[Happy Hapgood]

We may be sailors but there will be no holding, touching, fondling or plaiting of long golden locks, me flowery bakery brownie snaffler!:doh:

pussy

 

[seadad9903]

FARK!!
OUT SIG-ED!!!:shock:

:bow:

 

[Moose]

Am I the one standing behind the fence?

Don't feel bad, N8. They left me out as well.

 

[Cuebacca]

No, no, no. Let the voters choose based on the entries, and not on their partisan prejudices.

I don't want people to vote Veteran based on loyalty to veterans. I want them to vote Veteran because we are clearly better cooks.

CD

The veterans should be better cooks. You guys have been doing it for the last 200years you old farts.

 

[Gore]

For some reason, I have this album blaring in my head

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIISfOm3dI"]01 The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn by The Pogues - YouTube[/ame]

 

[colonel00]

^^^Why is that in your head?

 

[MS2SB]

I do love the Pogues. BTW, found the rum AND the whiskey!

 

[Gore]

^^^Why is that in your head?

I think it was Bigabyte's bee thread. :noidea:

 

[colonel00]

So, this is the pirate TD now? Maybe I will cook up a nice bowl of scurvy

 

[MS2SB]

I've got some limes to counteract that. Lemme know

 

[Gore]

Do you cook scurvy like a tri-tip or like a brisket? :noidea:

 

[rgrizzle]

Do you cook scurvy like a tri-tip or like a brisket? :noidea:

U reverse sear it then wrap it for 3-4 hours

 

[buccaneer]

To all who oppose the Buccaneer and those that cook with 'im, argh!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0"]Nautical Disaster - Day for Night - The Tragically Hip- YouTube[/ame]

 

[caseydog]

Don't feel bad, N8. They left me out as well.

Okay, which one of you wants to be the little girl? She's the only one left.

You're both acting like little girls.

CD

 

[Happy Hapgood]

Got this one in my head hanging with you Farkers!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhuNjhO17zA"]ZZ Top - Consumption [New Song 06/01/2012] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Kathy's Smokin']

And Bill, Can you make brownie's out of those 'er herbs Pharasty sent from Jamaica? ;D

That's my specialty, just put in your orders.

 

[PYGBOYZ]

Getting ready for a good cook.

 

[Fo Sizzle My Nizzle]

Official Noobian TD Entry #1

Got some Noobian missiles in the making to take down the S.S. Geezer later in the TD but figured I'd fire a cheap shot to the face to keep the farker fashion show at bay. We noobians would prefer to snack on vets but since they were all at the mall speed walking laps I had to throw something together instead on the WSM. Tried my second attempt at pork shoulder this weekend. First attempt tasted great but foiling robbed me of my bark, so this attempt left the foil in the drawer...until it was time to rest. I used a mix of pecan and peach.

While the pork was resting I popped in a dozen ABT's filled with garden vegetable cream cheese and wrapped in pig. The previous day I made the pasta salad so it could chill overnight. It included the pretty colored spiral pasta, cherry tomatoes, pepperoni, cubed cheese, green onions, and italian dressing. I would have added some pron on the sides but due to staying up a good portion of the night/morning messing with the WSM to get the temp dialed in (NEWB) I took a nice nap while everything was chillin out.

Once awake I pulled the pork, loaded the sides up, and opened a beer...or two...or three with some tasty whiskey. Mixed the PP with some basic vinegar sauce cut with water and slathered a light layer of homemade hickory sauce on the bun. Great weekend for daddy!

 

[rgrizzle]

BOOM!! Direct hit. Whatch them look for thier walkers so they can get off the sinking ship.