How bout we just can the p!ssin contest, and get back to BBQ?
1. As a resident of the Maceo-Dickinson Line (Not Parker, but Sam), I have been insulting people above the Mason Dixon line to the point here that its lost all its power. I will continue to do so 'til my last breath. It's fun... unless of course I Que is in the vicinity, then I hide.
2. It's not a pissin' contest, oh supercilious lackey of the malliard quest, it is mere public relations, "heat." I figure a good ruse and tumble like this is good for a few more hits on the ole thread count.
3. You in fact came into a thread about B R I S K E T, which is beef, and told the high priestess of the internet hot and fast funk world that there was no way to get the "deep down red through the meat" [[[[ LIKE YOU CAN WITH YOUR PULLED PORK]]]] OR without using your technique, which I assume is low and slow. Then said, after my "goofie" [sic] rant (I like that term), that we are in agreement. All the while referring to Pork.
4. Furthermore you called me WHITE. I have never been more insulted in all my life. Neil Strawder, Big Mista can vouch EXACTLY what my complexion is....who you going to believe? Some black musician from Detroit, or your own eyes. Please... I have been dealing with that kind of discrimination for years....you have no idea what it like to be black, yet look white... I am shunned by both cultures!
Neil????? Please tell them who I am... somebody get Bigmista...