Governors Proclamation???
For those that haven't had the chance to see what a mess the oil is in the Gulf, I'll sum it up for you. While on family vacation with Chuck (Charlie Crist) we got the call to respond. As his Sr. Advisor, I had to accompany him on this trip and didn't think twice.
They were saying that all of the grease/oil/ash/swill beer/profanity that was dumped on the ground from the last four Mulberry comps compromised the Gulfberry Ridge causing a shift that was seismically unrecognizable. In a 1 in 10,000,000 chance, it caused the pipe to break.
My friends, I can get a Governors Proclamation or I can give you oysters from Apalachicola at your favorite back alley dive bar. I can make this a Jack Qualifier or I can erase the vision of greasy birds that typically aggravate beachgoers from your long term memory. I can give you a shot at a World BBQ Championship or single handedly restore the entire gulf region. The governor and I can do that...in about 4-6 months...we are that good. However, I cannot give you both...the governor and I wish we could, but with our current workload it would be impossible.
Personally, with mermaids currently being endangered in Weeki Wachee, we are operating on a short time line. So I ask, what is more important:
* Jack Qualifier or never tasting pelican soup?
* Jack Qualifier or an over population of the mer-man?
* Jack Qualifier or a less tan Governor?
Please, call or text me @ 863-221-8144 and tell me what you think.
Sincerely,
JMV
Sr. Gubernatorial Advisor