Between scuba dives as deep as 1100 feet, Gov Christ and I have truly assessed the scope of this oil leak. In short, we can fix it! We are simply waiting for Bobby Jindal to say a few foolish things before we begin. What's a few thousand more gallons.
Anyways, while dining that night on caviar encrusted fine cheeses and the sippiest wines from the governors personal vineyard, we discussed a proclamation for hobe sound.
I want to say that although the governor is an afficianado of fine bbq, he is in fact a busy man. In fact, this was a very selfish favor for me to ask from the most powerful man in the greater florgeorbama region. However, I asked and the short response is he said No!
He said that if it had been a KCBS event, he would have felt differently. I am sorry if I have disappointed you all. Please feel free to call me for real time gov proclamation information @ 863-221-8144.
Sincerely,
Joel Vann
Sr. Advisory Counsel
State of Florida
Hog Whisperer (charcoal edition)
Twice calibrated forehead thermometer
Acai Berry soaked petrified wood chunks
Sams Club (KCBS approved) Foil
"It's not a bbq comp unless you show up Saturday at 3am to start setting up shop!"