BBQ Brethren "Summer of SPAM" Throwdown!

[colonel00]

Wow, the bar has been raised. That is absolutely amazing and something I could see being served at some fancy restaurant! The stuffed chicken looks good too :thumb:

 

[Boshizzle]

Wow, the bar has been raised. That is absolutely amazing and something I could see being served at some fancy restaurant! The stuffed chicken looks good too :thumb:

Ha Ha! Very funny, bro!

 

[deguerre]

Dang! Shizzle made real food with SPAM. And I bet kids would love the dinos.

 

[Redhot]

Very nice, love the stuffed chicken...and I agree, the dinos are so cute!

 

[bigabyte]

Updated my original post with a pic of the SPAMstitsio sliced and served. It was SPAMtastic!:thumb:

 

[colonel00]

Did you at least warm it up before you ate it?

 

[bigabyte]

Did you at least warm it up before you ate it?

Of course!:becky: What do you think, I'm crazy or something.

(you don't have to answer that)

 

[deguerre]

Of course!:becky: What do you think, I'm crazy or something.

(you don't have to answer that)

Put your bicorn back on Chris.

 

[FattyMac]

How about a rum and cola? or a spam, rum and cola? or a Spam, rum and spam and cola?

Yes there was a blowout but it didn't go to waste!

 

[Gore]

Well, at least you didn't try to make a beer stein out of Spam. That would've been completely crazy. :crazy:

 

[colonel00]

Brain hurts....

What happened to the SPAM melon balls? Those looked interesting.

 

[bigabyte]

Good freaking Lord....now I think I have seen everything!:shock:

 

[FattyMac]

Brain hurts....

What happened to the SPAM melon balls? Those looked interesting.

Nothing fancy, put on a stick and grilled and eaten.
They were good enough that they make an appearance sometime later in kebab form.

 

[caseydog]

For the love of God, who would make shot glasses out of farking SPAM. This throwdown is quite possibly going to lead to the extinction of the human race. We are doomed, I tell you, DOOMED! :shocked:

CD

 

[deguerre]

For the love of God, who would make shot glasses out of farking SPAM. This throwdown is quite possibly going to lead to the extinction of the human race. We are doomed, I tell you, DOOMED! :shocked:

CD

Spam thorium G has a radioactive halflife of ninety three years. If you take, say, fifty H-bombs in the hundred megaton range and jacket them with Spam thorium G, when they are exploded they will produce a spamday shroud. A lethal cloud of spam which will encircle the earth for ninety three years!

 

[Al Czervik]

Spam thorium G has a radioactive halflife of ninety three years. If you take, say, fifty H-bombs in the hundred megaton range and jacket them with Spam thorium G, when they are exploded they will produce a spamday shroud. A lethal cloud of spam which will encircle the earth for ninety three years!

To add to Guerry's very valid point, let's not forget about the just how long that cloud would cause issues even after it falls to the earth. We have to consider the half life...

Spam half-life is the period of time it takes for spam undergoing decay to decrease by half. The name was originally used to describe a characteristic of unstable spam atoms, but it may apply to any ground pressed hog product which follows a set-rate decay.
The original term, dating to 1907, was "spam half-life period", which was later shortened to "spam half-life" in the early 1950s.
Spam half-lives are very often used to describe spam quantities undergoing exponential decay - for example radioactive spam decay—where the half-life is constant over the whole life of the spam decay, and is a characteristic unit (a natural unit of scale) for the exponential spam decay equation. However, a spam half-life can also be defined for non-exponential spam decay processes, although in these cases the spam half-life varies throughout the decay process. For a general introduction and description of exponential spam decay, see the article on exponential spam decay in The Spam Scientific Journal. For a general introduction and description of non-exponential spam decay, see the article on spam rate law in the same publication. Corresponding to sediments and condiments in environmental processes, if the spam half-life is greater than the spam residence time, then the radioactive spam nuclide will have enough time to significantly alter the concentration, unless said spam has been rubbed and smoked for 10 hours at 250. The converse of spam half-life is spam doubling time.

 

[colonel00]

So, how do we get SPAM doubling time exactly? That would be awesome ray:

 

[Al Czervik]

So, how do we get SPAM doubling time exactly? That would be awesome ray:

Excellent question. I'll have to defer that to our resident expert on Spam Dr. Bigabyte...:becky:

 

[bigabyte]

Well, suppose we have an amount of SPAM entries that we wish to achieve during a period of time and, at the end of that time, we want to have twice as much SPAM entries as was originally envisioned. Let's assume that interest is piqued continuously. When interest is piqued continuously, we use the formula:
A = Pe^(rt)
where
A represents the Actual number of SPAM entries at any given time,
P represents the initial amount (called the invisible Pron incident),
t represents time (in milliseconds), and
r represents the growing interest (per entry) in decimal form and r > 0 (because the number of SPAM entries is growing).

(Compare this formula to the formula for SPAM Thorium G decay. Do you see any similarities?)

 

[caseydog]

To add to Guerry's very valid point, let's not forget about the just how long that cloud would cause issues even after it falls to the earth. We have to consider the half life...

Spam half-life is the period of time it takes for spam undergoing decay to decrease by half. The name was originally used to describe a characteristic of unstable spam atoms, but it may apply to any ground pressed hog product which follows a set-rate decay.
The original term, dating to 1907, was "spam half-life period", which was later shortened to "spam half-life" in the early 1950s.
Spam half-lives are very often used to describe spam quantities undergoing exponential decay - for example radioactive spam decay—where the half-life is constant over the whole life of the spam decay, and is a characteristic unit (a natural unit of scale) for the exponential spam decay equation. However, a spam half-life can also be defined for non-exponential spam decay processes, although in these cases the spam half-life varies throughout the decay process. For a general introduction and description of exponential spam decay, see the article on exponential spam decay in The Spam Scientific Journal. For a general introduction and description of non-exponential spam decay, see the article on spam rate law in the same publication. Corresponding to sediments and condiments in environmental processes, if the spam half-life is greater than the spam residence time, then the radioactive spam nuclide will have enough time to significantly alter the concentration, unless said spam has been rubbed and smoked for 10 hours at 250. The converse of spam half-life is spam doubling time.

I'm not getting it. I need a couple bong hits... BRB. :icon_cool

CD