Would you like to become a *CERTIFIED* MOINK Baller???

[benniesdad]

MOINK balls ready to do their duty the next day. Wiating for a little rub.

Finished product sharing the spotlight with some brats.

 

[bigabyte]

MOINK balls ready to do their duty the next day. Wiating for a little rub.

Finished product sharing the spotlight with some brats.

Certificate on the way via PM!:thumb:

 

[BBQ Grail]

Dear Mr. Bigabyte,

Place your left hand on the Brethren Logo, raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I do hereby swear to uphold the spirit of the MOINK Ball and always protect the specialness of the MOINK Ball. I do hereby promise to always make sure the MOINK Balls I certify are proper and yummy.

I promise to never certify anything that contains chicken, lamb, turkey or any form of veggie meatball. I especially promise to have any farker making falafel MOINK Balls killed at my earliest convenience.

I also promise to never, ever take a bribe for certifying MOINK Balls unless it's for a new smoker or grill.

I promise all these things in the name of the Grand Poobah of BBQ, so help me Landarc.

 

[deguerre]

Dear Mr. Bigabyte,

Place your left hand on the Brethren Logo, raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I do hereby swear to uphold the spirit of the MOINK Ball and always protect the specialness of the MOINK Ball. I do hereby promise to always make sure the MOINK Balls I certify are proper and yummy.

I promise to never certify anything that contains chicken, lamb, turkey or any form of veggie meatball. I especially promise to have any farker making falafel MOINK Balls killed at my earliest convenience.

I also promise to never, ever take a bribe for certifying MOINK Balls unless it's for a new smoker or grill.

I promise all these things in the name of the Grand Poobah of BBQ, so help me Landarc.

Hey Mr. Biggles. I think Larry just said "Kiss my ASS.".

 

[bigabyte]

Wow.....:shock:

I just assumed all that was sort of a joke until I did it and I felt this flash of energy burst forth causing me to feel completely renewed! It could have just been gas, but even then the coincidence is quite remarkable. Clearly this MEANS something.

I shall honor and perpetuate the glorious legacy of MOINK!

MOINK IN MEO CORDE AETERNALITER!!

 

[BBQ Grail]

Wow.....:shock:

I just assumed all that was sort of a joke until I did it and I felt this flash of energy burst forth causing me to feel completely renewed! It could have just been gas, but even then the coincidence is quite remarkable. Clearly this MEANS something.

I shall honor and perpetuate the glorious legacy of MOINK!

MOINK IN MEO CORDE AETERNALITER!!

Okay, you're good! You may Certify MOINK Ball makers until Chambers gets better and can do it...

Hugs and Kisses... :biggrin1:

 

[bigabyte]

Fark!

Does this mean I need a new certificate?:doh:

(correction)

Yes...I believe this means I need a new certificate.:thumb:

Any artists out there want to help a wackadoodle out?

 

[bigabyte]

Okay, you're good! You may Certify MOINK Ball makers until Chambers gets better and can do it...

Hugs and Kisses... :biggrin1:

Whew!

I was kind of worried at first that I might have been stuck with this crap.

I'm good with dumping it back on Chambers when he's back.:thumb:

 

[BBQ Grail]

Although I prefer MOINK IN SEMPER IN CORDE MEO

 

[BBQ Grail]

What certificate are you using?

 

[landarc]

This one, anyone who gets certified gets on just like this...

 

[bigabyte]

What certificate are you using?

Ummmm....


Well....

OK. I guess I'll send you a copy.

:brick:
ile:

 

[bigabyte]

Although I prefer MOINK IN SEMPER IN CORDE MEO

Well, I was trying for something more literal, but I don't know Latin for "stuck in my aorta" and that was the best I could come up with. Yours does have a better ring to it though.

 

[deguerre]

Okay, you're good! You may Certify MOINK Ball makers until Chambers gets better and can do it...

Hugs and Kisses... :biggrin1:

Wow. That must've been one DAMN...GOOD...KISS.




























I want lessons...

 

[cholloway]

What certificate are you using?

Ummmm....


Well....

OK. I guess I'll send you a copy.

:brick:
ile:

 

[bigabyte]

Well, Larry replied that I was an even sicker farker than he thought, and nothing since.

He's probably gathering up tons of documentation to hand off or something...

 

[caseydog]

Well, Larry replied that I was an even sicker farker than he thought, and nothing since.

He's probably gathering up tons of documentation to hand off or something...

So, is my MOINK ball certification IMBAS sanctioned? Do I need to change my sig back to "maybe?" :mmph:

CD

 

[Bluesman]

Why are they still certified by Ginger..........:noidea:

 

[landarc]

Who do you want judging you meaty balls, Chris? Larry? or Ginger.

 

[BBQ Grail]

I just wanted to take a moment a clear the air on this whole certified MOINK Ball issue. In addition to the public oath that Chris made, he promises to make sure everyone gets their requested certificate within 1 hour of the post showing up in the appropriate thread....