bigabyte
somebody shut me the fark up.
- Joined
- May 10, 2006
- Location
- Overland Fark, KS
Well now, hold on a minute. This one is complicated.
First off, there are two ways to win this one. The first is based simply off of the voting. Based on that we have a tie and have two winners. Whether they want to share the victory or move into some sort of tie-breaker is up to them. The tie for that goes to CASEYDOG and SHIZ-NIT!:clap:
The other way to win is having the highest score after adjusting for FOIL and SQUIRREL POINTS.
SQUIRREL POINTS are being assigned in order based on the following rules:
First, the votes received in polling are added to your FOIL POINTS.
Second, rule #6 (Bigabyte is a bit odd, so add 3 votes if the vote total is an odd number) is applied.
Next, rule #9 (Even keel: We never know what to expect from Bigabyte, so if the vote total is even then it is definitely not Bigabyte inspired, and you go directly to zero and join the Zero's Club!) is applied.
Finally, rule #10 (The total from all of your entries is added together) is applied.
So here are the adjusted values for each person.
First the the polling results plus FOIL POINTS
caseydog - 30 + 16 = 46
Team Sicily - 9 + 0 = 9
watertowerbbq - 6 + 1 = 7
ecode - 6 + 2 = 8
Oldyote - 5 + 5 = 10 (Because the voting total matched your FOIL POINTS you uncovered the other hidden secret FOIL EASTER EGG and your score is also doubled! Congrats!) x 2= 20
Gore 1 - 5 + 0 = 5 (Score is doubled for finding the original Foil Easter Egg) x 2 = 10
GARNAAL - 4 + 0 = 4 (final score is modified/marginalized to 1/x for being uncooked) = 1/4
bluetang - 4 + 0 = 4 (final score is modified/marginalized to 1/x for being uncooked) = 1/4
Gore 2 - 4 + 0 = 4
Gore 3 - 3 + 0 = 3
Smokey Al Gold - 2 + 0 = 2 (For working too much, final score will be factorial, or x!) = 2 (way to squander that opportunity)
Redhot - 16 + 2 = 18
Gore 4 - 2 + 1 = 3
colonel00 - (-2) + 0 = -2 (final score will be modified/marginalized to 1/x for being uncooked) = -1/2
FattyMac 1 - (-3) + 2 = -1
FattyMac 2 - (-8) + 2 = -6
deguerre - (-3) + 1 = -2
Shiz-Nit - (-3) + 16 = 13
Gore 5 - (-3) + 1 = -2
Gore 6 - (-3) + 1 = -2
Gore 7 - (-3) + 0 = -3
Gore 8 - 7 + 0 = 7
Will work for bbq 1 - 3.5 (half SPAM bonus for using SPAM of the Sea) + 5 = 8.5
Will work for bbq 2 - (-0.5) (half SPAM bonus for using SPAM of the Sea) + 0 = -0.5
Gore 9 - 7 + 1 = 8
Phubar - 3 + 2 = 5
Then, Rule #6 is applied to all ODD numbered totals
caseydog - 46
Team Sicily - 9 + 3 = 12
watertowerbbq - 7 + 3 = 10
ecode - 8
Oldyote - 20
Gore 1 - 10
GARNAAL - 1/4
bluetang - 1/4
Gore 2 - 4
Gore 3 - 3 + 3 = 6
Smokey Al Gold - 2
Redhot - 18
Gore 4 - 3 + 3 = 6
colonel00 - -1/2
FattyMac 1 - -1 + 3 = 2
FattyMac 2 - -6
deguerre - -2
Shiz-Nit - 13 + 3 = 16
Gore 5 - -2
Gore 6 - -2
Gore 7 - -3 + 3 = 0
Gore 8 - 7 + 3 = 10
Will work for bbq 1 - 8.5
Will work for bbq 2 - -0.5
Gore 9 - 8
Phubar - 5 + 3 = 8
Next, Rule #9 is applied to all EVEN numbered totals
caseydog - 46 x 0 = 0
Team Sicily - 12 x 0 = 0
watertowerbbq - 10 x 0 = 0
ecode - 8 x 0 = 0
Oldyote - 20 x 0 = 0
Gore 1 - 10 x 0 = 0
GARNAAL - 1/4
bluetang - 1/4
Gore 2 - 4 x 0 = 0
Gore 3 - 6 x 0 = 0
Smokey Al Gold - 2 x 0 = 0
Redhot - 18 x 0 = 0
Gore 4 - 6 x 0 = 0
colonel00 - -1/2
FattyMac 1 - 2 x 0 = 0
FattyMac 2 - -6 x 0 = 0
deguerre - -2 x 0 = 0
Shiz-Nit - 16 x 0 = 0
Gore 5 - -2 x 0 = 0
Gore 6 - -2 x 0 = 0
Gore 7 - 0 x 0 = 0
Gore 8 - 10 x 0 = 0
Will work for bbq 1 - 8.5
Will work for bbq 2 - -0.5
Gore 9 - 8 x 0 = 0
Phubar - 8 x 0 = 0
Finally, all of your entries are added together to give you one grand total!
caseydog - 0
Team Sicily - 0
watertowerbbq - 0
ecode - 0
Oldyote - 0
Gore - 0
GARNAAL - 1/4
bluetang - 1/4
Smokey Al Gold - 0
Redhot - 0
colonel00 - -1/2
FattyMac - 0
deguerre - 0
Shiz-Nit - 0
Will work for bbq - 8
Phubar - 0
The person with the highest total after all adjustments is WILL WORK FOR BBQ!
Once we determine what Shiz and CD want to do and get that resolved, I will post the winners thread!:thumb:
In the meantime, congrats to Shiz, CD and Will work for bbq!:clap2:
First off, there are two ways to win this one. The first is based simply off of the voting. Based on that we have a tie and have two winners. Whether they want to share the victory or move into some sort of tie-breaker is up to them. The tie for that goes to CASEYDOG and SHIZ-NIT!:clap:
The other way to win is having the highest score after adjusting for FOIL and SQUIRREL POINTS.
SQUIRREL POINTS are being assigned in order based on the following rules:
First, the votes received in polling are added to your FOIL POINTS.
Second, rule #6 (Bigabyte is a bit odd, so add 3 votes if the vote total is an odd number) is applied.
Next, rule #9 (Even keel: We never know what to expect from Bigabyte, so if the vote total is even then it is definitely not Bigabyte inspired, and you go directly to zero and join the Zero's Club!) is applied.
Finally, rule #10 (The total from all of your entries is added together) is applied.
So here are the adjusted values for each person.
First the the polling results plus FOIL POINTS
caseydog - 30 + 16 = 46
Team Sicily - 9 + 0 = 9
watertowerbbq - 6 + 1 = 7
ecode - 6 + 2 = 8
Oldyote - 5 + 5 = 10 (Because the voting total matched your FOIL POINTS you uncovered the other hidden secret FOIL EASTER EGG and your score is also doubled! Congrats!) x 2= 20
Gore 1 - 5 + 0 = 5 (Score is doubled for finding the original Foil Easter Egg) x 2 = 10
GARNAAL - 4 + 0 = 4 (final score is modified/marginalized to 1/x for being uncooked) = 1/4
bluetang - 4 + 0 = 4 (final score is modified/marginalized to 1/x for being uncooked) = 1/4
Gore 2 - 4 + 0 = 4
Gore 3 - 3 + 0 = 3
Smokey Al Gold - 2 + 0 = 2 (For working too much, final score will be factorial, or x!) = 2 (way to squander that opportunity)
Redhot - 16 + 2 = 18
Gore 4 - 2 + 1 = 3
colonel00 - (-2) + 0 = -2 (final score will be modified/marginalized to 1/x for being uncooked) = -1/2
FattyMac 1 - (-3) + 2 = -1
FattyMac 2 - (-8) + 2 = -6
deguerre - (-3) + 1 = -2
Shiz-Nit - (-3) + 16 = 13
Gore 5 - (-3) + 1 = -2
Gore 6 - (-3) + 1 = -2
Gore 7 - (-3) + 0 = -3
Gore 8 - 7 + 0 = 7
Will work for bbq 1 - 3.5 (half SPAM bonus for using SPAM of the Sea) + 5 = 8.5
Will work for bbq 2 - (-0.5) (half SPAM bonus for using SPAM of the Sea) + 0 = -0.5
Gore 9 - 7 + 1 = 8
Phubar - 3 + 2 = 5
Then, Rule #6 is applied to all ODD numbered totals
caseydog - 46
Team Sicily - 9 + 3 = 12
watertowerbbq - 7 + 3 = 10
ecode - 8
Oldyote - 20
Gore 1 - 10
GARNAAL - 1/4
bluetang - 1/4
Gore 2 - 4
Gore 3 - 3 + 3 = 6
Smokey Al Gold - 2
Redhot - 18
Gore 4 - 3 + 3 = 6
colonel00 - -1/2
FattyMac 1 - -1 + 3 = 2
FattyMac 2 - -6
deguerre - -2
Shiz-Nit - 13 + 3 = 16
Gore 5 - -2
Gore 6 - -2
Gore 7 - -3 + 3 = 0
Gore 8 - 7 + 3 = 10
Will work for bbq 1 - 8.5
Will work for bbq 2 - -0.5
Gore 9 - 8
Phubar - 5 + 3 = 8
Next, Rule #9 is applied to all EVEN numbered totals
caseydog - 46 x 0 = 0
Team Sicily - 12 x 0 = 0
watertowerbbq - 10 x 0 = 0
ecode - 8 x 0 = 0
Oldyote - 20 x 0 = 0
Gore 1 - 10 x 0 = 0
GARNAAL - 1/4
bluetang - 1/4
Gore 2 - 4 x 0 = 0
Gore 3 - 6 x 0 = 0
Smokey Al Gold - 2 x 0 = 0
Redhot - 18 x 0 = 0
Gore 4 - 6 x 0 = 0
colonel00 - -1/2
FattyMac 1 - 2 x 0 = 0
FattyMac 2 - -6 x 0 = 0
deguerre - -2 x 0 = 0
Shiz-Nit - 16 x 0 = 0
Gore 5 - -2 x 0 = 0
Gore 6 - -2 x 0 = 0
Gore 7 - 0 x 0 = 0
Gore 8 - 10 x 0 = 0
Will work for bbq 1 - 8.5
Will work for bbq 2 - -0.5
Gore 9 - 8 x 0 = 0
Phubar - 8 x 0 = 0
Finally, all of your entries are added together to give you one grand total!
caseydog - 0
Team Sicily - 0
watertowerbbq - 0
ecode - 0
Oldyote - 0
Gore - 0
GARNAAL - 1/4
bluetang - 1/4
Smokey Al Gold - 0
Redhot - 0
colonel00 - -1/2
FattyMac - 0
deguerre - 0
Shiz-Nit - 0
Will work for bbq - 8
Phubar - 0
The person with the highest total after all adjustments is WILL WORK FOR BBQ!
Once we determine what Shiz and CD want to do and get that resolved, I will post the winners thread!:thumb:
In the meantime, congrats to Shiz, CD and Will work for bbq!:clap2: