Phone rings:
Me: hello
Wife: where’d you go, you’ve been gone an hour
Me: fetching your almond milk as requested
Wife: the United is 1/2 mile just checking your ok
Me: I’m at United Amigos 10 miles across town
Wife: something must be on sale guess Ill have avocado toast
Me: yep
Click
3 bags of mesquite lump, 3 racks of value ribs, Montreal Steak Seasoning
And no sugar almond milk
Me: hello
Wife: where’d you go, you’ve been gone an hour
Me: fetching your almond milk as requested
Wife: the United is 1/2 mile just checking your ok
Me: I’m at United Amigos 10 miles across town
Wife: something must be on sale guess Ill have avocado toast
Me: yep
Click
3 bags of mesquite lump, 3 racks of value ribs, Montreal Steak Seasoning
And no sugar almond milk