***VOTE - BBQ Brethren "Cook Like a Bigabyte" Throwdown - VOTE***

[deguerre]

I should get all the votes since I thought outside the box and entered a rant not a physical entry.

That was exactly my point. No "Deep End"/"Rant" extra points? I smell a conspiracy.

 

[Al Czervik]

This was a tough choice... There were MANY very tasty and creative entries. I also had to weigh whether or not I would be torched for my choice. In the end, I had to go with the one entry I thought looked most like the one that would come from the hands of the Bigabyte himself, while at the same time incorporating as many foil/squirrel points as possible.

 

[Gore]

This was a tough choice... There were MANY very tasty and creative entries. I also had to weigh whether or not I would be torched for my choice. In the end, I had to go with the one entry I thought looked most like the one that would come from the hands of the Bigabyte himself, while at the same time incorporating as many foil/squirrel points as possible.

Of course you'll be torched for your choice. The foil/squirrel points are already a bonus designed to account for the Bigabytedness. You've essentially given a bonus for getting the bonus -- sort of like double-taxation. :becky:

 

[caseydog]

Of course you'll be torched for your choice. The foil/squirrel points are already a bonus designed to account for the Bigabytedness. You've essentially given a bonus for getting the bonus -- sort of like double-taxation. :becky:

Hey, shut up already.:tape:

CD

 

[Will work for bbq]

sort of like double-taxation. :becky:

Farkin Lefties :tsk:

 

[Gore]

Hey, shut up already.:tape:

CD

You already have a 30 point bonus and are currently winning in a landslide. If people are going to vote for you for having the biggest bonus, then voting is pointless as you won before we started voting. I was really hoping to see if something like a yummy brisket could overcome a huge deficit. Granted I wasn't expecting the deficit to be quite so big, but that doesn't matter. What it has taught me instead is that people would rather eat a spam-and-eggplant casserole than a brisket, a steak, or anything else for that matter. :crazy: I think that is the most hilarious thing about this crazy throwdown so far. Who would have guessed? :laugh:

 

[caseydog]

Sorry Gore, I farked up a perfectly good zero. But, the lasagna looked pretty good, and I think bigabyte would have made something like it, if he had any talent for cooking.

It might have been the red sauce and basil that made the difference, although Guerry and Redhot may disagree.

CD

 

[caseydog]

and are currently winning in a landslide.

Five to four is a landslide? I'm one point ahead of a pork chop and a salad. I think the last time bigabyte made a salad was around 1996, and he was on a date with a vegetarian he was hoping to have sex with.

CD:becky:

 

[Jonny Rotisserie]

I feel like I need a PhD to figure out how to vote appropriately for this thread. It gives me a headache every time I attempt to wade through all the rules. I try to be responsible, so I will try and allocate a day or two to try and sort this all out. I suppose it can make for a nice distraction from the Texas State Fair monotony...

How did you guys figure it all out? (or is everyone just putting up random stuff and votes and I am missing the actual joke.)

--Jonny Rotisserie

PS I am also suffering from seeing the resurfacing of the De Guerre eggplant/kangaroo soft porn avatar :twitch:

 

[gtr]

We have CD with a pretty farkin respectable entry. But Will Work for BBQ said "codpiece" and "balls" in his entry thread. Fatty Mac is sticking with the program nicely (that may be problematic - great looking grub though). Gore has a glistening thing with cheese. And a flaming dummy? Fark me. This ain't gonna happen tonight.

One thing that's gonna help me vote is I'm ignoring the farking rules. In fact, I may not even acknowledge that I'm aware of any rules.

 

[Al Czervik]

Of course you'll be torched for your choice. The foil/squirrel points are already a bonus designed to account for the Bigabytedness. You've essentially given a bonus for getting the bonus -- sort of like double-taxation. :becky:

Ummm... Who was it that made up the rules on this TD? :roll:

I stand by my decision, even if I was unable to sleep last night due to the smell of my own burning flesh... :doh:

BTW, I didn't vote for the one I would have most like to eat... That shall remain between me and all the other personalities in my head... :heh:

 

[Gore]

Sorry Gore, I farked up a perfectly good zero. But, the lasagna looked pretty good, and I think bigabyte would have made something like it, if he had any talent for cooking.

That's ok, I still have a 50-50 shot with Special Rule #9: C'mon Even!

Five to four is a landslide? I'm one point ahead of a pork chop and a salad.

Actually, you've got 35 points and that pork chop is sitting at 2. Your nearest competition right now is Team Sicily with 9. A 26-point lead is a landslide in my book. :thumb:

Ummm... Who was it that made up the rules on this TD? :roll:

I stand by my decision, even if I was unable to sleep last night due to the smell of my own burning flesh... :doh:

BTW, I didn't vote for the one I would have most like to eat... That shall remain between me and all the other personalities in my head... :heh:

Yeah, like we really believe that. You've got "Eggplant-lover" written all over your face. I suspect the Spam was just a bonus. :becky:

 

[Will work for bbq]

We have CD with a pretty farkin respectable entry. But Will Work for BBQ said "codpiece" and "balls" in his entry thread. Fatty Mac is sticking with the program nicely (that may be problematic - great looking grub though). Gore has a glistening thing with cheese. And a flaming dummy? Fark me. This ain't gonna happen tonight.

One thing that's gonna help me vote is I'm ignoring the farking rules. In fact, I may not even acknowledge that I'm aware of any rules.

I happy to see all that money I've spent on focus groups is starting to pay off in with my selection of key words.:heh:

 

[FattyMac]

FattyMac 1 - (-3)
FattyMac 2 - (-

Hmmmm my second entry seems to have fallen through the cracks.

Did somebody divide by zero?

 

[Phubar]

I don't think that was Garnaal's halibut but just a pic he copied off the internet.
It was in the news about 5 days ago...it was in Goes,The Netherlands if I'm correct.

 

[Redhot]

OK, now that is hilarious...when dishes covered in foil with no food in sight gets two votes over all that other actual food. Go figure!:laugh:

 

[Phubar]

OK, now that is hilarious...when dishes covered in foil with no food in sight gets two votes over all that other actual food. Go figure!:laugh:

Yeah,I was thinking that too when I wrote my previous message down.:thumb:
But you know it's my WGA...I mean Padawan's WGA...and you know I be cooking something beneath that Phoil.

 

[deguerre]

But you know it's my WGA...I mean Padawan's WGA...and you know I be cooking something beneath that Phoil.

Love the green tint. Was it Soylent?

 

[Phubar]

Actually it was orange-ish but my camera caught it as green...maybe Nerd Gore has an explanation for that.

 

[Gore]

Oh, I do indeed. You, my friend, have caught the famous green flash, much discussed in atmospheric sciences, but rarely seen. This green flash appears just when the sun sets and is most often seen over vast bodies of water. Cooking dinner in Sicily at sunset, the conditions would've been ideal. When I was a wee one in the field, there were those who even denied its existence. There are now some excellent pictures of the effect that can even be found on the internet, so there can be no denying its existence now :roll:. You can read about this on wikipedia, which I would hyperlink, but for some reason I'm not allowed to hyperlink wikipedia articles, so search "green flash" yourself.

It appears that it was especially strong when you were cooking, the strongest I have ever seen, in fact. Congratulations! :thumb:

(either that, or the white balance in your camera is all farked up).