Surprise in my Royal Oak

[Twisted T's Q]

I found a ball of that plastic rope stuff you get at lowe's to tie your lumber down, and a piece of what appeared to be weedx ,that black fabric looking stuff that you put under your shrubs to keep the weeds from coming threw, frontier natural lump from sams......

 

[Harbormaster]

When I read the threadline that you had a surprise in your Royal Oak lump, I kinda thought there may have been a snarling badger or rabid wolverine in the bag.

Just sayin'.