bigabyte
somebody shut me the fark up.
- Joined
- May 10, 2006
- Location
- Overland Fark, KS
[size=+2]"Happy Holidays 2012!"[/size]
...as chosen by Santa Claus, with a little help from Mrs. Claus!
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Santa Claus said:Dear Throwdown Ho's,
I just checked my list for the second time, and noticed that y'all have been quite naughty. I must admit, I am not at all surprised. I mean, what else could one expect considering the people running this place?
I used to give out coal to the naughty ones, but I can no longer find any. It seems that some group of wackadoodles, on some forum somewhere (I'm not going to name any names) bought out all of the excess stores of charcoal back on Memorial Day at various sales at Wal-Mart, Lowes, HD and other places. So I have absolutely nothing to give, and quite frankly. have little desire to go too far out of my way to find something for people as naughty as you.
However, I am willing to turn a blind eye to your name on the naughty list provided you give me something other than the tired old "milk and cookies" routine that is so overdone I just want to puke at the farking thought of it! Thanks to all of you milk and cookie farkers I've been having to shoot up insulin for the last couple of farking centuries, and I can no longer feel my farking feet!
So, your mission should you choose to accept it, is to convince me that I should give you a present by cooking me something extra special and posting it here. My elves are manning our new "replication machines" and will take the photos you post online, scan them into the "replication machines", and thanks to the brilliance of the technology behind these "replication machines" your dish will be perfectly replicated in my workshop where Mrs. Claus and the Elves are all standing by with plates and forks at the ready to devour the goodies that are coming our way! Please be advised that any and all SPAM dishes will be tossed over the fence to feed the farking reindeer, so don't even try it!
Now I must return to my workshop to pay Gunter, the contractor who designed these lovely "replication machines". He is a really nice guy who says he's from Alsace, but he has an accent that makes me question if that is really the truth.
Ho Ho Ho! (Throwdown Ho's that is)
Merry Farking Christmas and Happy Farking New Year to all, and to all...make me some good farking food OR ELSE!!!
Hmmm...I bet he would like some Ginger Ale!:heh:
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