Sounds like the old UDS does not go with the new decor...happens.
If you are absolutely committed to keeping the wife - looks like you are getting a new cooker. There's worse things in life. I'm not sure there's a $450 cooker I'd rather have than my 55 or 30 gallon UDS's tho.
Wish my wife told me she was tired of looking at my rag tag assortment of home made cookers and said "Baby- if you get rid of all these, you can get a Shirley Patio- how would that be?"
If you are absolutely committed to keeping the wife - looks like you are getting a new cooker. There's worse things in life. I'm not sure there's a $450 cooker I'd rather have than my 55 or 30 gallon UDS's tho.
Wish my wife told me she was tired of looking at my rag tag assortment of home made cookers and said "Baby- if you get rid of all these, you can get a Shirley Patio- how would that be?"