Ron_L said:That's pretty much how I remember it.
But the "prelude" to the orders was forgotten!!!
He stumbled off the porch, and Neil (I think) and his wife said "someone better go check on him"
Well I went over to the side of Greg's house alone, and KC was sitting on what I knew was BigDog's van. I knew I was gonna need help, so I went back to the porch.
Someone shouted "well, how is he?"
"He's fine" I said, "He's over there pissing all over the side of his van. He was opening the door, I just hope he don't POOPIE in there"
BigDog jumps up "That's My Van!!!"
I busted out laughing, and enlisted Dog to go help me get him in the trailer. That was the moment the "Lawn Gnome Turtle Force" was deployed
LOL. Laughter, the best medicine. He's laughing too.