IN PROGRESS ***SPECIAL***: Discussion Thread -> "Crock Pot" Throwdown (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion *BE WARNED*)

[colonel00]

Hey, it isn't my idea. Blame the farker who made the special rules and commenced all of this douchebaggery.

 

[bigabyte]

I never said anything about liquid smoke and douchebags at all.

 

[landarc]

If all I have is a crockery, can I just use it on the smoker and pretend it is a crock pot?

 

[deguerre]

Who's going to argue with a deranged polar bear?

 

[bigabyte]

Quit trying to make a crockery out of this TD!:mmph:

 

[colonel00]

I think I may have to go country style :thumb:

 

[bigabyte]

Where are the heat settings?

 

[colonel00]

There is only one temperature..."Room"

 

[peeps]

There is only one temperature..."Room"

So, it is like sous vide but with "butter" instead of water...

I can't wait to see the 100 hour Country Crock brisket!

 

[bigabyte]

No can do. That is in the danger zone. Just 5 minutes of that and it will kill everyone within a 5 mile radius.

 

[deguerre]

Positioning statement: "Country Crock. Solid on the surface of the sun."

 

[MS2SB]

The element in my crock pot is on the fritz. Can I use the crock from that set on top of a couple of sterno cans, which I will strategically place inside of the crockery housing?

 

[colonel00]

Are there any extra squirrel points for cooking during a tornado?

 

[Moose]

Are there any extra squirrel points for cooking during a tornado?

Those would be tornado points. Very special they are...

 

[angryfish01]

My wife always tells me I'm a slow cooker. Dinner is always late when I cook.

So if I BBQ something then eat it, won't that satisfy all the special rules?

 

[kpbridges907]

My wife always tells me I'm a slow cooker. Dinner is always late when I cook.

So if I BBQ something then eat it, won't that satisfy all the special rules?

Same thing here but I can't seem to get her to eat with me off the grill although in her defense I do intentionally take longer so I can drink a couple more and enjoy what little good weather we have and I just can't seem to pull myself away from the grill I've even recently started doing desert and appetizers on the grill.

 

[IamMadMan]

If all I have is a crockery, can I just use it on the smoker and pretend it is a crock pot?

Only if you put the crock inside a something like a stock pot first, then you can refer to it as a crock-pot.

I suppose if you cooked some alligator meat in it you could call it crock-pot-crock....?

 

[deguerre]

I've got leftover lamb roast cooked to medium rare on the kettle...:becky:

 

[Swine Spectator]

Ok, so I am working on my slow-cooker mods for this TD. Can I turn my slow cooker into an insulated reverse-flow, liquid smoke-sous vide machine without being DQ'd?

My squirrel ribs will be falling-off-the-bone tender.

 

[bigabyte]

Ok, so I am working on my slow-cooker mods for this TD. Can I turn my slow cooker into an insulated reverse-flow, liquid smoke-sous vide machine without being DQ'd?

My squirrel ribs will be falling-off-the-bone tender.

DQ'ed? Heck, you might get a medal if you do that!