I Got an A$$hole Neighbor

[Smoking Piney]

I am SO glad I live in the sticks and none of my neighbors complain. I roll smoke during the week and almost every weekend. I do feed them from time to time to keep the good will flowing. :-D

Even if I hit a Kabrillion dollar lottery, I would never buy a house that is covered by a HOA. I don't need snobby, preening neighbors telling me how to live my life in MY house.

 

[Garyclaw]

A " kabrillion', Piney?

 

[Smoking Piney]

A " kabrillion', Piney?

Yes........it's exponential "do whatever I want to" money. :-D

 

[jstrand]

this guys neighbor should move next door to the "never seen people hanging out in the front yard" guy

So true!!:laugh:

 

[Drunk Monkey]

Yes........it's exponential "do whatever I want to" money. :-D

I believe that is called F U money.

 

[Smoking Piney]

I believe that is called F U money.

I wasn't going to say that here....

 

[kd4gij]

A guy in my town had his next-door neighbor file a complaint to code enforcement about smoke from his smoker coming in his yard. Witch informed the complaintive that it was ligule to run a smoker. Well a local shock jock radio host heard about it, and pulled a permit for a block party Had 6 guys bring trailer smokers and invited the Mayor all local first responders and code enforcement personnel for free BBQ.

 

[NickTheGreat]

I was smoking on Sunday and my wife and kids were in the driveway when a neighbor stopped by. Asked if that was our smoke he could smell. She says yes.

He says, "Smells great! I smoked up some ribs a few days ago."

Whew.

 

[SweetHeatBBQnSC]

I love these daily reminders of why I love living in the country! Also, this blows my mind...always thought everyone reacted to the smell of other grills and smokers like I do, "now I'm hungry and jealous."

 

[Bigpappa1]

this guys neighbor should move next door to the "never seen people hanging out in the front yard" guy

This.:laugh::clap2:

 

[Sid Post]

A .45 ACP on your belt might keep him from visiting.

That can also get you arrested in parts of the country even if you don't say a word and stand there still as a statue.

 

[Sid Post]

I am SO glad I live in the sticks and none of my neighbors complain. I roll smoke during the week and almost every weekend. I do feed them from time to time to keep the good will flowing. :-D

Even if I hit a Kabrillion dollar lottery, I would never buy a house that is covered by a HOA. I don't need snobby, preening neighbors telling me how to live my life in MY house.

If you win the lottery, you don't need to because you could also buy the HOA as well!

Didn't Jeff Bezos just by an apartment in New York and the two floors below him?

 

[Sid Post]

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/...windows-when-cooking-meat-with-offensive-odor

I saw this and had to post it on this thread.

ROFL!

... my neighbors across the fence are hunters and have two smokers ... when I let my dogs out they come back smelling like bacon ... you should start raising dogs, people that BBQ would pay good money for pets that smell like BACON! :laugh:

 

[mytmouz]

This is the thread that never ends, it goes on and on my friends...

 

[Biloxidman]

How’s that neighbor acting now with the crazy hoarders snapping up more food than they can use? Asking for some que yet?

 

[Plata-O-Plomo]

Well I have not heard from him. About 10 days ago a board member came by my house and told me that the A$$hole made another complaint for me to "cease and desist" smoking. Well, I had enough. I went to his house, knocked on the door and got him and his wife to the door. He had a Ring installed and realized they were probably recording. I told him that I was aware he made another complaint. I told him to make as many complaints as he wanted but I was going to keep smoking. I told him that I have been smoking for decades and plan to keep on smoking as much as I want and he better get used to it. I told him that he was a small man (he is about 5'3") for making such a petty complaint. I then told him that the next time I see him looking into my back yard that I was going to knock is ass out. I asked him three times if he understood. Both he and his wife had slack jaws and would not acknowledge. So I told him to go to hell and walked back home to wait for the sheriff in that I figured he would complain, again. The sheriff never came and I have not seen my neighbor since.

Gonna be a fun summer!

 

[4ever3]

So what are ya smoking today?

 

[Plata-O-Plomo]

Grilling steaks tonight and have a corned beef for tomorrow. Going to try a smoked cabbage also.

 

[4ever3]

Smoke on!


Smoked cabbage, never done it but it’s GOT to be good!

 

[ssv3]

Telling you it works. :becky:

Happy smoking! :clap2: