Fattie Failure

[kendall]

I had never done a fattie till last weekend. Being home alone I thought I would give it a try.

I rolled out the sausage put in pineapple chunks and some mozzarella cheese, and some rub,

Rolled it all up jelly-roll style, bushed some sauce on the outside and dusted with some more rub. Didn't do a bacon wrap this time.

I put it in the fridge for a few hours then went to fire up the old offset smoker. what the fark!!?? I had ZERO charcoal.:mmph::mmph:. none,

And being home alone I had no car to go get any!!! I had to use the oven.
250 degrees for what seemed like forever. It was OK but not as good as
I hoped.

Anybody else ever have a failure like this? Be honest.

 

[cholloway]

At times like these, one must remember the 6 P's.

 

[4ever3]

You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

 

[Stlsportster]

You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

Or less than one full propane tank on hand. Invited a buddy to dinner one time...got halfway through baked taters and two slabs of ribs (yes I used to do ribs on a gasser) and ran out of propane.

We went to McDonalds instead.

 

[SmittyJonz]

That ain't no Failure - Peek this:

http://bbq-brethren.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182780
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[Happy Hapgood]

Try a Nekked Fatty first with a chunk of hickory. Mighty Fine!

 

[fwdiii]

You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

Yes....the golden rule!!!

 

[CakeM1x]

Yes....the golden rule!!!

That's the cardinal rule, this is the golden rule.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw"]3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[toymaster]

You broke a cardinal rule...

NEVER have less than two bags of charcoal at any one time...

I get nervous if I have less than 10 bags :madgrin:. I go into withdrawal if I have less than 5 bags

 

[kendall]

so I have the all important spousal approval.
gonna build a wood shed, stock it with charcoal, and wood
and may even move a smoker " indoors"

 

[Evil-g]

I'd have called Uber or Lyft, if you have them where your at.

 

[Smoking Piney]

I get nervous if I have less than 10 bags :madgrin:. I go into withdrawal if I have less than 5 bags

Same here. I keep at least that around at all times.

5 bags would be an immediate action crisis. :shock:

 

[4ever3]

so I have the all important spousal approval.
gonna build a wood shed, stock it with charcoal, and wood
and may even move a smoker " indoors"

Noowwww your TALKIN!

 

[smoke ninja]

First time i every cooked the thanksgiving bird at ma's and i was gonna use my kettle rotisserie. Remembered everything but the roto ring :doh: