Please accept dis as my Official a Entry in da Viking a Feast Trowdown
This is a called a, cooking vit a Sven ana Ole. Up her ina Orr Minne…..sotah……..Tanks
(At Sven’s back door)…………Knock, Knock
(Sven) Ole, come in der…….hey
(Ole) Sven looks like you got a goot feast a goin’ der…………eh
(Sven) Yaa. Hey, vat you bring der hey
(Ole) I got a tree cases of a Leinie’s
(Sven) Dat be goot…….put a case on da counter and the rest in da fridge. Trow me a couple…hey…… tanks..(pop)
(Ole) So vat ve gonna have…..eh
(Sven) I got a sveet corn on da cob, some nice cheeken legs, sausage from a Lars da bootcher, taters vit a onions and a butter anda cheese. Den ve have some fried Norvegian apples. And a loaf of a homemade bread in da oven. I got da horse a radish, brown a mustard for da sausage wit some a chopped onions. Hey, trow me a couple more Leinie’s hey…….tanks……..(pop)
(Ole) So vere did a Olga go…eh
(Sven) She vent to visit her Mudder in Dalute
(Ole) Dat Dalute is a nice place der hey
(Sven) Yaa…it’s a far, dat makes it a nice. Let’s check on dat corn………eh. Oh dats a comin’ along a nice. Give me a couple more Leinie’s…eh……….tanks………(pop) (pop)
(Sven) So vere did a Lena go?
(Ole) She vent by her seester
(Sven) Da von wit da glass eye?
(Ole) no da von wit da………
(Sven) Stop………….don’t a say it. Last time you mention dat I had a nightmares for a mont. Come on ve check on dat cheekin. Look how big dey are…eh
(Ole) Yaa….reminds me of a Lena’s seester……..
(Sven) I said a stop it! You gonna turn dis a Viking a Feast into a Viking a Funeral!
(Ole) Yaa….you got a dat old boat
(Sven) Yaa. It a may leak but I betcha it carry a pretty goot fire der hey. Give me a couple more Leinie’s…….tanks….(pop) (pop)
(Ole) So how do ya tink dem a Vikings gonna do dis a year?
(Sven) Vell we got dat Jennings a guy from a da Packers. He could put some a points up ya know
(Ole) Yaa……..He’s gonna vin us some a games…..eh
(Sven) But a whose a gonna trow to him…..eh
(Ole) Vell a………..ve got dat guy a Ponder he’s a pretty goot quarterback ya know
(Sven) PONDER!………Dat a guy couldn’t a trow a party. Let’s look at dat a sausage, mmmmm, dats a lookin’ a vonderful…….
Trow me a couple more Leinie’s………..tanks……(pop) (pop)
(Sven) I gotta dis a new sauce I vant to try out, itsa called da Big Butz. I see dis and I’m a tinking my Mudder in law is a makin’ da BBQ sauce……..eh
(Ole) She got a big a butt?
(Sven) BIG……….she ride a da bicycle and it a look like she’s a carrying da saddle bags
(Ole) You Betcha
(Sven) Yaa……let’s a sauce dat a cheeken and a grab me a couple more of dem Leinie’s…….eh. …tanks…..(pop)
(Ole) Sven, I see you got a ledder helmet. Is a dat for da game tonight?
(Sven) No, I vear dat ven ever I come home wit da new grill
(Ole) Oh, like a ritual……….eh
(Sven) No, no ritual itsa protection
(Ole) Yaa……..I seen a Olga play da soft a ball. Does it a verk?
(Sven) Of course it a verks! Ima a still able to hold a converestion vit you aren’t I? Now let’s check on dose a taters. Oh, dats a nice. I got them going vit a salt and pepper, onions, a butter ana some cheese. I need a……
(Ole) Couple more Leinie’s?
(Sven) Yaa………..tanks…………..(pop) (pop)
(Ole) Ya know ve also got dat a runin’ back a Peterson, he’s a got some a moves der hey.
(Sven) Yaa………..he a moves like my Mudder in law trough da K Mart at da blue light a special. She’s a knockin’ people down dat are a tree aisles over.
(Ole) Tree aisles over????................ Oh yeah Big a Butz
(Sven) Yaaaa………..Let’s a look at dem a fried apples. I got a red and a green vit a some brown a sugar, cardamom, a butter and a cinnamon………….deeze are gonna be delicious…….How bout a couple more Leinie’s….. eh. Tanks……(pop) (pop (pop)
(Sven) Ve just a bout a ready der hey. Let’s a set da table
(Ole) Oh, dat a looks goot and dat bread smells a vonderful
(Sven) Yaa…give me a couple more a Leinie’s…….eh
(Ole) Ve’re Out
(Sven) OUT!!!!!! Den a go down in da cellar. I got a tree pallets a full
(Ole) Yaa
(Sven) I got to try some of a dis food. Oh dat a chicken is a goot, dat a sveet corn taste a like a can-day. Let me try a sausge…..oh dey isa so a moist dey spit a juice across the room onto the vall……..I’ll a clean a dat later. Hey Ole vere are you vit da Leinie’s?
(Ole) I can’t a find da keys for da forklift!
(Sven) (under his breath) can’t a find da keys……….(shouting) DEN HOT VIRE IT!
(Ole) Yaa
(Sven) Oh dis is a all a so goot. Hahahahaa, I better a slow a down Ima gonna eat a my vingers…..Yaa
(Sven) So from a Sven
(Ole) And a Ole
(Sven and Ole) Tanks a for looking at our a feast of the Viking’s
(Sven) Turn on a da game, ve don’t vant to mis anyting now…………Trow me some a Leinie’s……..tanks….(pop), (pop)
And dis is the Official a Money Shot……der hey