Best BBQ in the Nation???

[captndan]

Whoa thar!

Let's git somthin' straight right now. Brisket, something Texas is proud of, comes from a cow. They have lots of them. Pulled pork comes from, you guessed it, a pig. Something the South is proud of and has plenty of. Only the undereducated would compare pigs to cows. And only the retarded ones would compare Texas to the rest of the South. So, to each his own on their preference. Or maybe they are bi-prefered.

 

[Limp Brisket]

Sometimes the "Texas is better than Jesus Christ" attitude grows tiring...

God Blessed Texas!

 

[MattG]

Boy that guy sure is humble.

 

[captndan]

OK this is what really happened. Way back when the God of Q was up noth tryin to find some good Q. Not finding what he liked he went to Texas and continued his search. He found beef brisket with a red sauce and he really liked it. He liked it so much he decided to stay. But alas, it was to dry and dusty and was contaminating that good brisket. So, he decided to once again head noth. He went thru Louisiana and kept going because the Q was to hot. Into Georgia he found Q with a funny looking yellow stuff on it and he could not decide if he liked it. Heading noth once again he stopped in South Carolina and found the Q more to his liking. The folks were nice too. Crossing into North Carolina he smelled something in the air he had never smelled before. Then he saw this man chasing a pig around and around. Curiosity set in so he decided to see who won the chase. The man finally won, caught the pig and through it in a hole in the ground that was belching smoke. Not far away he saw men watching a cooker and stirring it. It had a sweet smell to it. Some other men were watching another pot of some kind. Later the men brought their wares out and mixed them in a barrel. The dead and burned pig was brought out and the barrel was poured over it. The people were going wild. Being friendly folks they invited the God over near the pig. After one taste the God of Q thought he had gone back to heaven. Good thing he decided to stay in North Carolina. If you ever get to North Carolina you can still see faint images of the God of Q on the walls of most of the Q places. AMEN

 

[Hawgsnheifers]

Can't be good tasting if it's cooked over that nasty mesquite. That's all they use down there in Baja Oklahoma...