We went from this year, for the first time in 20+ years, planning on not having ANYONE over and just going to Cracker Barrel with some in-laws and enjoying ourselves while somebody else did the work for us, to the other parts of the family deciding they just couldn't do without coming to our place for turkey and ribs. So, bird & multiple sides of ribs were bought, along with many pound of sweet taters, corn and green beans, plus the makings for a bunch of pies, enough to feed over 20 people.
At 7:30 this morning, work calls and somebody is out, so the supervisor (me) will have to fill in. My wife, who has been up since 4am and was already in a tizzy over wondering if the house is clean enough and will everything be done on time, is now ready for an official heart attack. I hooked up some jumper cables to the truck battery just in case I needed to zap her and restart her heart.
My brother-in-law was already planning to do the ribs, but I was scheduled to do the turkey, so I got the UDS fired up and was just going to put the bird in at a lower temp (to heck with crisp skin, just get it cooked in time for them to have it by 1:00pm). Just before I put the turkey on, another worker called and volunteered to work the open slot for the extra holiday pay. Praise the Lord, for HE is good! My wife also decided not to have that heart attack, and actually found a moment to smile. I went ahead and unhooked the jumper cables from the truck.
OK, so the UDS is already fired up early and climbing to temp, but what to do with it since I wasn't going to put the bird on until about 9:30. Hmmm, a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage roll was in the fridge, along with some ground turkey..... that spells FATTIE time! I rolled out the sausage, spread out some ground chicken on top of it, added some Stovetop Stuffing, some whole cranberry sauce, and topped it with a touch of Sweet Baby Ray's Raspberry & Chipotle BBQ sauce. There was some ground chicken left over, so I made a second, smaller fattie without the pork (I know, a sacrilege). On they went.
At 9:40, after helping with many, many other chores, I set the turkey on top of the "Sittin Turkey" and placed it all in a pan filled with chicken broth. The bird had been seasoned with some of Steph's SM Spicy Apple rub, and the Sittin Turkey was filled with a mixture of apple juice, cranberry juice, SM Spicy Apple, celery and onion, to steam up into the bird's cavity. I had planned to use the medium BGE but the bird wouldn't fit (figured this out yesterday) so the UDS was being used with the "tall lid" and cruised along a 325 rock solid. Perfect temp holding, no worries. I had even decided to add another rack position up just above the fire basket so I could put a 12x12 tile to act as a diffuser, and it worked perfectly, giving even, indirect smoke (couple of chunks of cherry wood and another chunk of mesquite for good measure) and heat all through the UDS cooking area. Perfect, ah, I could rest for a few.
All was perfect until....... Well, since I fired up the UDS almost 2 hours early, I, like the dummie I often am, forgot that I had filled the charcoal basket with enough Kingsford that should last, oh, at least 4-5 hours (for a 3 to 3 1/2 hour cook), and didn't think about the fact that I had fired it up almost 2 hours early. About noon, my rock solid 325 began dropping, so I shook the barrel, which loosened the ash and helped bring the temp back up. Yeah, for about another 10 minutes it climbed back up, and then began to drop again. In a mad rush, I opened it up, pulled out the grate with the turkey balancing precariously on top of the Sittin Turkey, pulled out the grate with the diffuser tile, and added a bunch more briquettes. To heck with the diffuser, I set the grate with the bird back onto it's perch only managing to splash myself with boiling broth a few times during the whole process, and got the cover back on the UDS.
Needless to say, the bird was a few minutes late coming off the cooker (about 20 minutes late while getting IT up to 165 in the breast) and then some resting time. Actually, it worked out OK because everybody got ribs the first go around, and had turkey for seconds. Yes, there was a major screw-up, but all worked out well.
Oh, yeah, about the fatties. They were done about the time the bird went on, so they were the appetizer. In my haste I forgot to season the "chicken only" small fattie but some season-all afterwards fixed that. The big one, made with the JD sausage, was very well received by everyone, including one person (Greyeagle) who doesn't care for cranberry sauce.
No pron (sorry bout that) because as you might imagine, things were a bit too hectic to think about cameras, but we had a wonderful gathering of family and we feel very blessed. And, next year, they've already been told, if they want to have it at their place, great! We'll bring deserts and a meat dish. Otherwise, plan on meeting us at the Cracker Barrel, :wink:.
PS: No dogs got sick during the making of this production, but a great niece was sick all day long; however, she still found a way to eat ribs, turkey, dressing and desert. :thumb: