What are your favorite funny "Jabs" at other Teams?

[loco_engr]

While at Saturdays Eggfest in Manhattan, Ks, I was walking by a table
while a cook was slicing some meat in front of a eager taster and I couldn't
help myself and blurted out: Hey (insert name), is that the piece you dropped
on the ground? :biggrin1::biggrin1:
He knew enough as to not take me seriously! :crazy:

Looking for some more "jabs"! LOL

 

[Podge]

Darren, (Iowa's Smoky D's) loves to say to me all the damn time "You have 2 chances of beating me, slim and none"... and he was nice enough to remind me that I've not beaten him since 2007.

 

[Coz]

Darren, (Iowa's Smoky D's) loves to say to me all the damn time "You have 2 chances of beating me, slim and none"... and he was nice enough to remind me that I've not beaten him since 2007.

Yup but you have beaten him ! :wink:

 

[K-Train]

We aren't good enough yet to jab. Need all the good Karma we can get. :-D

 

[Slamdunkpro]

We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers:twisted:

 

[Jaskew82]

We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers:twisted:

That's messed up. lol:clap:

 

[K-Train]

We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers:twisted:

How about after the game 2 weeks ago?

 

[MikeJ65]

My stick burning friends give me grief about my 'easy bake oven'. I usually counter with asking them to try not to slam the firebox door every hour as I will be in the trailer sleeping.

A friend I compete with has been struggling with chicken all year. He had me taste his chicken rub, thinking that it is the problem. I told him that it was really good and he must just really suck at cooking.

 

[Shiz-Nit]

I had someone stick a rubber snake in my sleeping bag... I screamed like little girl and took off like the road runner...

 

[Balls Casten]

Favorite quote lately.
There are two things you need to do to win bbq contests.
1. Don't share everything you know .....

 

[Pig Headed]

I have put an Eagles magnet on at least 2 teams cookers. The first one won GC at that contest and kept the magnet.

 

[Hawg Father of Seoul]

It smells like you are cooking hotdogs. Can I have one?

 

[fat heads bbq]

We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers:twisted:

Being a Redskins fan myself I like that:twisted:

 

[Kave Dweller]

when some one asks me "how much for your ribs", i've sent them to "friends" sites before saying "I think that guy over there is vending".

 

[BMerrill]

We've been known to stick giant Redskins stickers on the back of Cowboys fan's trailers:twisted:

The Redskins are now the Giant Redskins?
They took changing the name seriously by dropping Washington.

 

[Slamdunkpro]

The Redskins are now the Giant Redskins?
They took changing the name seriously by dropping Washington.

They decided the name "Washington" was embarrassing