Dog: Laaaaaaa. OH! Kitty! Can I sniff your butt?
Cat: STFU dog and listen.
D: Um, OK, I guess. Now, can I...
C: Look, mutt, we're gonna make a heist.
D: Uh, um, you sure? It's OK? I wouldn't want to upset daddy.
C: Can it. See that tower of meat? We're gonna FEAST!
D: Oooooooooo. Meat! My favorite! Now, about tha...
C: Watch it Fido, before I scratch your eyes out. Now. You distract 'em, while I leap up there and knock the whole thing to the floor. Course, I'll snatch a bite before I shove it over the side. Now look stupid.
D: Oohhhh, all right, I guess. Hey! What did you roll in? Can I sni...
C: OK, here we go. If everything works out, we'll eat like kings I tells ya!
D: King! My favorite! What do I do again? I don't want to get in trouble.
C: Now, see here. Just act normal, go wag your tail at them or something. They love that. Then, when I do the snatch, grab and push, the food will be on the floor, and they'll HAVE to let us have it.
D: M'kay. * wag wag wag...drool...wag wag*
C: OK, here goes. Now, when it's on the floor, I'm gonna run like Hell, but just stay there and look innocent. Don't worry about me, remember I've got a bite by then and I'll be back for more so you just go ahead and enjoy. ----OOOOOOOOOO...shiney!---Oh, and I'll be blaming you on the way out...
D: GREAT! Um, hey! Waiiiiiit! What if, what if, um, hey. Can I sniff your...
Crash! Splatter! Cat runs like Hell. There's a loud crash...
D: Oh! Hey! Lemon scented floor wax! My favorite!