Hey Brendan, We would have included you but you put the sides on your EZ-Up and either couldn't hear us or were pretending not to. You forgot to mention the most important ingredient: shredded brisket fat disguised to look somewhat similar to lobster meat marinated in some kind of brown sauce.
The Transformers and Lunchmeat are more than welcome to join Mega-Team. Mega-Team knows no bounds and has no regard for site sizing rules. If you don't join willingly, you will be absorbed eventually anyway. Soon, all will be Mega-Team. All contestants, all awards, all GC's and RGC's will be Mega-Team. Those who resist will submit to Mega-Team and your families will be forced to wear Mega-Team embroidered fashions and matching accessories.
Mega-Team exists for two reasons:
1) To finally beat the guys that usually win
2) To stop the Anchormen from ever winning
That's right, the Anchormen will forever be our sworn arch-nemesis until we get our free bag of ice from last years Rhode Island contest.
Our battle plan has been well planned and has already entered the first stages of execution:
Stage 1: Disrupt the nations supply of FAB
Stage 2: Drink beer
Stage 3: Make lots of jokes about wife swapping
Stage 4: Teach Ted to not dance like a white boy from Connecticut
So start practicing the Mega-Team chant if you want to join:
Mega-Team
Mega-Team
Bah-Ba-Que!
Mega-Team
Mega-Team
We're better than you!