SPICEWINE CREED (From My Boys)

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My son's know that I love my Spicewine so they took some poetic license with the Rifleman's Creed and came up with the Spicewine Creed. They also made a short video that I was not able to attach. A little while back when I came out of my house with a brisket the boys were in front of my Spicewine and recited this.

Please know that this is meant to be fun and they did not intend any disrespect to our Marines or to Spicewine Ironworks.

SPICEWINE CREED
THIS IS MY SPICEWINE.

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

MY SPICEWINE IS MY BEST COOKER. IT IS MY BEAST.

I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY BBQ.

MY SPICEWINE, WITHOUT ME, IS STILL AN AMAZING COOKER.

WITHOUT MY SPICEWINE, MY BBQ IS TASTELESS.

I MUST LIGHT MY SPICEWINE TRUE.

I MUST COOK BETTER THAN MY COMPETITOR WHO IS TRYING TO BEAT ME.

I MUST BEAT HIM BEFORE HE BEATS ME. I WILL...

MY SPICEWINE AND I KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN BBQ IS THE MEAT WE COOK, THE
SPICES WE USE, AND THE SMOKE WE MAKE.

WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE CALLS THAT COUNT. WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS...


MY SPICEWINE IS EFFICIENT, BECAUSE IT IS INSULATED.

THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A PITMASTER.

I WILL LEARN ITS COOK CHAMBER, ITS FIRE BOX, ITS DAMPERS, ITS TEMPERATURE GAUGES, SMOKE STACKS AND ITS WATER PAN. I WILL KEEP MY SPICEWINE CLEAN AND READY

WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER.

WE WILL...

BEFORE YOU, I PLEDGE THIS CREED.

MY SPICEWINE AND I ARE ONE AND COMPETITORS.

WE ARE THE WINNERS OVER OUR COMPETITION.

WE ARE THE MASTERS OVER OUR BBQ.

SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY AT THE JACK, THERE IS NO BETTER COOKER THEN MY SPICEWINE!
 

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There are no "former" Marines

Outstanding !!! Coming from a Spicewine owner and a former Marine… Get Some...
My father was a WWII Marine DI. He taught me that there were only three classifications of Marines. There are active duty Marines...former active duty Marines....and deceased Marines. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Semper Fi!
 
Here is a pic of a 15 Pound Brisket ( Weight before Trimming) going on the Spicewine early this morning.

I don't always cook in trays but this time I was feeling lazy and didn't want to do the post cook clean up.
 

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Please know that this is meant to be fun and they did not intend any disrespect to our Marines or to Spicewine Ironworks.

SPICEWINE CREED
THIS IS MY SPICEWINE.

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

MY SPICEWINE IS MY BEST COOKER. IT IS MY BEAST.

I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY BBQ.

MY SPICEWINE, WITHOUT ME, IS STILL AN AMAZING COOKER.

WITHOUT MY SPICEWINE, MY BBQ IS TASTELESS.

I MUST LIGHT MY SPICEWINE TRUE.

I MUST COOK BETTER THAN MY COMPETITOR WHO IS TRYING TO BEAT ME.

I MUST BEAT HIM BEFORE HE BEATS ME. I WILL...

MY SPICEWINE AND I KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN BBQ IS THE MEAT WE COOK, THE
SPICES WE USE, AND THE SMOKE WE MAKE.

WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE CALLS THAT COUNT. WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS...


MY SPICEWINE IS EFFICIENT, BECAUSE IT IS INSULATED.

THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A PITMASTER.

I WILL LEARN ITS COOK CHAMBER, ITS FIRE BOX, ITS DAMPERS, ITS TEMPERATURE GAUGES, SMOKE STACKS AND ITS WATER PAN. I WILL KEEP MY SPICEWINE CLEAN AND READY

WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER.

WE WILL...

BEFORE YOU, I PLEDGE THIS CREED.

MY SPICEWINE AND I ARE ONE AND COMPETITORS.

WE ARE THE WINNERS OVER OUR COMPETITION.

WE ARE THE MASTERS OVER OUR BBQ.

SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY AT THE JACK, THERE IS NO BETTER COOKER THEN MY SPICEWINE!

None Taken. This is funny. I wish I could see the video.
 
Too bad your boys weren't putting it on a trailer when you came outside!!

Some day I'll have a trailer for it so we can use it at comps. How great it will be to get some sleep instead of feeding a Stick Burner all night long.:clap2:
 
Got a little tear in my eye. Well Done-----no VERY well done. You folks have always been one of my BEST supporters!! She still looks like brand new after all these years. Tell the kids a BIG Thank You from Spice. Look for a PM coming your way :wink:
 
Today we have a 16 Pound Pastrami cooking away on the Spicewine.
 

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