BBQ_MAFIA
somebody shut me the fark up.
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2005
- Location
- NORTH BERGEN, NEW JERSEY
My son's know that I love my Spicewine so they took some poetic license with the Rifleman's Creed and came up with the Spicewine Creed. They also made a short video that I was not able to attach. A little while back when I came out of my house with a brisket the boys were in front of my Spicewine and recited this.
Please know that this is meant to be fun and they did not intend any disrespect to our Marines or to Spicewine Ironworks.
SPICEWINE CREED
THIS IS MY SPICEWINE.
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
MY SPICEWINE IS MY BEST COOKER. IT IS MY BEAST.
I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY BBQ.
MY SPICEWINE, WITHOUT ME, IS STILL AN AMAZING COOKER.
WITHOUT MY SPICEWINE, MY BBQ IS TASTELESS.
I MUST LIGHT MY SPICEWINE TRUE.
I MUST COOK BETTER THAN MY COMPETITOR WHO IS TRYING TO BEAT ME.
I MUST BEAT HIM BEFORE HE BEATS ME. I WILL...
MY SPICEWINE AND I KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN BBQ IS THE MEAT WE COOK, THE
SPICES WE USE, AND THE SMOKE WE MAKE.
WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE CALLS THAT COUNT. WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS...
MY SPICEWINE IS EFFICIENT, BECAUSE IT IS INSULATED.
THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A PITMASTER.
I WILL LEARN ITS COOK CHAMBER, ITS FIRE BOX, ITS DAMPERS, ITS TEMPERATURE GAUGES, SMOKE STACKS AND ITS WATER PAN. I WILL KEEP MY SPICEWINE CLEAN AND READY
WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER.
WE WILL...
BEFORE YOU, I PLEDGE THIS CREED.
MY SPICEWINE AND I ARE ONE AND COMPETITORS.
WE ARE THE WINNERS OVER OUR COMPETITION.
WE ARE THE MASTERS OVER OUR BBQ.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY AT THE JACK, THERE IS NO BETTER COOKER THEN MY SPICEWINE!
Please know that this is meant to be fun and they did not intend any disrespect to our Marines or to Spicewine Ironworks.
SPICEWINE CREED
THIS IS MY SPICEWINE.
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
MY SPICEWINE IS MY BEST COOKER. IT IS MY BEAST.
I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY BBQ.
MY SPICEWINE, WITHOUT ME, IS STILL AN AMAZING COOKER.
WITHOUT MY SPICEWINE, MY BBQ IS TASTELESS.
I MUST LIGHT MY SPICEWINE TRUE.
I MUST COOK BETTER THAN MY COMPETITOR WHO IS TRYING TO BEAT ME.
I MUST BEAT HIM BEFORE HE BEATS ME. I WILL...
MY SPICEWINE AND I KNOW THAT WHAT COUNTS IN BBQ IS THE MEAT WE COOK, THE
SPICES WE USE, AND THE SMOKE WE MAKE.
WE KNOW THAT IT IS THE CALLS THAT COUNT. WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS...
MY SPICEWINE IS EFFICIENT, BECAUSE IT IS INSULATED.
THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A PITMASTER.
I WILL LEARN ITS COOK CHAMBER, ITS FIRE BOX, ITS DAMPERS, ITS TEMPERATURE GAUGES, SMOKE STACKS AND ITS WATER PAN. I WILL KEEP MY SPICEWINE CLEAN AND READY
WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER.
WE WILL...
BEFORE YOU, I PLEDGE THIS CREED.
MY SPICEWINE AND I ARE ONE AND COMPETITORS.
WE ARE THE WINNERS OVER OUR COMPETITION.
WE ARE THE MASTERS OVER OUR BBQ.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY AT THE JACK, THERE IS NO BETTER COOKER THEN MY SPICEWINE!