SirPorkaLot
somebody shut me the fark up.
So the wife came home with a rib roast yesterday and today she comes in with a leg of lamb....
Now this happening once is an oddity, but her bringing home large cuts of meat two days in a row is down right alien possession kinda stuff.
After a tasty dinner tonight, as we were sitting at the table, she announces I have to have an early gift, because Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will be too late for me to enjoy the gift at it’s fullest.
At this point, I am beyond confused and have become extremely interested in what was to come next.
In comes my son with this 5’ long box.
Inside the box is the rotisserie of the Gods.
A stainless steel beauty with over 50” of rotisserie bar and a motor rated for 50 lbs, also stainless, in fact everything is stainless and heavy duty steel, from the brackets, posts and hardware.
This beauty will be installed over my patio fire pit tomorrow, right before I head to the local butcher....
Now this happening once is an oddity, but her bringing home large cuts of meat two days in a row is down right alien possession kinda stuff.
After a tasty dinner tonight, as we were sitting at the table, she announces I have to have an early gift, because Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will be too late for me to enjoy the gift at it’s fullest.
At this point, I am beyond confused and have become extremely interested in what was to come next.
In comes my son with this 5’ long box.
Inside the box is the rotisserie of the Gods.
A stainless steel beauty with over 50” of rotisserie bar and a motor rated for 50 lbs, also stainless, in fact everything is stainless and heavy duty steel, from the brackets, posts and hardware.
This beauty will be installed over my patio fire pit tomorrow, right before I head to the local butcher....
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