Brisket - Texas Style BAR-B-Q

Could this be an offshore product? I find Chinese does not translate well using Google translator, LOL. :laugh:
 
I think it is a vast Texan conspiracy orchestrated by the right wing to confuse Californians into screwing up their briskets.
 
Gore. It has been given the pastrami treatment, and is being cured as we speak.

What?!!? That package distinctly says it is a "Texas Style Bar-B-Q!" brisket and you're turning it into pastrami??? Don't cross the streams! :tsk:

(I think you've been in California too long).
 
Where do you get slow coals? :confused:
I'm gonna need those as I get older as I'm guessing they'll be easier to catch. :thumb:

Back in the old days (wood fired ovens etc.) a "slow oven" meant around 300 degrees (roughly, since they had no real way to tell). I'm guessing that's what they're referring to here.

250° Very slow
300° Slow
325° Moderately slow
350° Moderate
375° Moderately hot
400° Hot
450° Very hot
500° Extremely hot
 
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Them hats aint from around these parts. We don't wear em that tall. Looks more like KC to me. :becky:
 
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