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va_connoisseur

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There is a saying where I work, “No plan survives first contact.” So here’s how my 4th of July pig roast went (grab a beverage, this is good). I get to the butcher to pick up the 100 pound pig I ordered. Well, my butcher shows up with a ~140 pounder. When I inquired “Why?” his response was he was unable to find a smaller pig so instead of telling me, I ordered this 2 weeks prior to pick up, he figured I would be “ok with it.” Problem is he wanted to charge me for the additional 40 pounds. Hmmm…NO. We decided to split the difference but I thought it was bad practice for him. I get home; “try” to grab a few hours sleep before the big smoke. I show up at 1000pm at the sight, American Legion Post 364 (GREAT PEOPLE and PLACE). I start to prep the smoker, I go to left the door and …the entire door falls off.



Yeah, I have a pig that is supposed to be smoked in 14 hours and my smoker is broken, badly. Look at the picture, the freaking door is missing. It fell over the back of the smoker into my wood basket. Busted off both of my dials and left me in a wonderful mood.
Remember those great people of Post 364 I mentioned, they sprang into action, got a member to come up with his portable arc welder and reattach the door. I lost my two thermos but I was back and smoking within 60 minutes


Pig prepped and seasoned and on the smoke for 12 hours, used oak and cherry for the woods. I got good color and allowed me to cook at 275 for the entire cook. I added 1 stick per 60-75 minutes. I also had 2 10 pound butts behind the pig. In the end, we feed a horde of people. Everyone was happy and the cook was a success. I have to give a personal shout out to the people at American Legion 364 for coming to my aid when things looked bleak. I have no idea how the door was broken and in the end it doesn’t matter.



Here are some observations from this cook:
A. Have a plan B. I have a few friends with smoker who were ready to hook up and drop them off if I needed them.
B. Good people will always help. The folks at Post 364 went above and beyond. To call in a welder at 10:30pm and have him come out in the rain. Impressive. Most impressive.
C. Simple is best. Rubs and injections are not worth the effort. Smoke the pig, pull it, season, sauce and serve.
D. I prefer racer style. Putting the legs under the body gives a good presentation and does not extend the cook. Be sure to open your drain valve because there will be a lot of fat.
 
E. I'm done with the using charcoal in the reverse flow. No bad experience but ran all wood from start to finish on this cook and temp control was breeze. I'll still keep the charcoal basket but it'll see less work. Especially on long cooks
 
WOW, The whole door fell off. I thought i had it bad this weekend when the my back 2 pneumatic caster tire went flat.
 
That sounds like my kind of bad luck. At least everything worked out and it looks like you made the best of your bad luck and had an awesome cook. Beautiful color on the pig. It looks delicious.
 
That pig is beautiful! What did you put on the skin if anything?

What I did with the skin was simple. I wiped the skin with water to clean it off. Once I dried it, I did a wash with EVOO. After the EVOO I put on a generous application of rock salt.

I think more than anything, keeping the fuel burning clean was what kept the skin from getting back. There was only thing blue smoke.
 
Great cook.

Never saw where you thanked the butcher. He could have just not ordered a hog since he couldn't find one in the weight range you wanted. JMHO
 
Great cook.

Never saw where you thanked the butcher. He could have just not ordered a hog since he couldn't find one in the weight range you wanted. JMHO

OR he could have called me to let me know so that I could have made the decision to get the larger hog. I made the order two weeks in advance and I think he should have called me once he realized there might be an issue. If I had a smaller smoker, that extra poundage could have been a show stopper. Or if additional weight put the pig out of my price point.

I'm not trying to crush the guy and will probably use him in the future but I have made my expectation crystal clear now. Within 10 pounds up or down is cool, anything greater and I expect a call.
 
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OR he could have called me to let me know so that I could have made the decision to get the larger hog. I made the order two weeks in advance and I think he should have called me once he realized there might be an issue. If I had a smaller smoker, that extra poundage could have been a show stopper. Or if additional weight put the pig out of my price point.

I'm not trying to crush the guy and will probably use him in the future but I have made my expectation crystal clear now. Within 10 pounds up or down is cool, anything greater and I expect a call.

I agree with you he should have called but, he did do more than a lot would have. I just want to make sure you saw both sides. It would have been a bigger mess if he had just done nothing.

Again a very nice cook.
 
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