Looking for weeping rib method

[Diesel Dave]

:doh: and I was using Dr Pepper the whole time :tsk:

 

[Wampus]

OK....guys.....seriously......

If we're going to start discussing injecting boiled ribs and all, PLEASE don't waste everyone's time. There's already a pretty informative thread on that.


Ahem.....

 

[smoke ninja]

HAPPY RIBS METHOD tm smoke ninja


I own it now.

 

[Diesel Dave]

But this is part duex

 

[smoke ninja]

HAPPY RIBS METHOD tm smoke ninja


I own it now.

Happy ribs method:

You need between 250-325 seats in your stadium to do this.
Cook with metal bleachers under your ribs for the fans.
Near the end of the game, the fans will begin to cheer. When this happens start to close up the main gates. Once the fans give the standing ovation lock the emergency exit on them. They will storm the field and celebrate with the ribs. Once the pandemonium calms down let your ribs hit the locker room for a quick shower. They need to look their best for the parade.
Celebrate and enjoy.

And yes, I just quoted myself.

 

[Fwismoker]

I've tried to be nice but y'all are really dumb. I wasn't gonna do it but i'll share the true secret to ribs... UGH I can't believe i'm doing this!

1) Sear ribs on stove top
2) place in sealed microwavable bag and add 3 drops liquid smoke
3) Heat 75% power until tender....minimum 15 minutes.

 

[smoke ninja]

^^^ you mean over the stove with no pan right?

 

[Q-Dat]

You are SO country.

LOL you clicked the link right?

 

[Fwismoker]

^^^ you mean over the stove with no pan right?

I like using a pan to get an even sear.:thumb:

 

[landarc]

Well, apparently I cannot edit my post (#247), but, I have been informed that it was in poor taste. I apologize to anyone I offended or caused difficulties for. It was poorly judged.

 

[martyleach]

Well, apparently I cannot edit my post (#247), but, I have been informed that it was in poor taste. I apologize to anyone I offended or caused difficulties for. It was poorly judged.

Poor taste? Because you can't cook it....??? I say excellent rib choice.

 

[Diesel Dave]

Landarc............how could you!!!!!!

I mean now we all know why the ribs are weeping
















She's not holding them and enjoying them!!!!!!!!!!!







and it was page 17........seriously :tsk:
After pg 3 it's usually the fill in stuff anyway, the first page gives all there is to know.

 

[bigabyte]

This doesn't add up. I mean, is it Page 3 only, every page after page 3, or every page divisible by 3? Because none of those seem to be the case in this thread.:tsk:

 

[Will work for bbq]

HAPPY RIBS METHOD tm smoke ninja


I own it now.

So that's how it is! Your just going to pull a "Jack In The Box" on me and steal Happy ribs. :mmph:

 

[deguerre]

LOL you clicked the link right?

Yes, after this post, but...Living in Memphis I really didn't have to...:thumb:

 

[Will work for bbq]

This doesn't add up. I mean, is it Page 3 only, every page after page 3, or every page divisible by 3? Because none of those seem to be the case in this thread.:tsk:

Farker!!!
You kidnapped the Slowskys Racing Mascot. :mmph:
If you hurt one mangy hair on him I'm going to chop up that General Tso Prius of yours, season it sweet, slightly spicy then deep-fry it. :mad2:
Where's the integrity gone.....:drama:

 

[smoke ninja]

So that's how it is! Your just going to pull a "Jack In The Box" on me and steal Happy ribs. :mmph:

Sorry it's already been trademarked. I've already posted the method here it is again. If you would like to make them fine. The royalty is the rib tips. Just send them my way. The best I can do is credit you with the revival of the happy ribs method tm smoke ninja.

Happy ribs method:

You need between 250-325 seats in your stadium to do this.
Cook with metal bleachers under your ribs for the fans.
Near the end of the game, the fans will begin to cheer. When this happens start to close up the main gates. Once the fans give the standing ovation lock the emergency exit on them. They will storm the field and celebrate with the ribs. Once the pandemonium calms down let your ribs hit the locker room for a quick shower. They need to look their best for the parade.
Celebrate and enjoy.

 

[Will work for bbq]

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[Wneill20]

Will someone kill this thread already :crazy:

 

[Pitmaster T]

yo mama so fat she got locked up in a restaurant depot and starved.