SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!

[tarhog]

PFC Tarhog reporting to duty. According to the rules I am classified as a Veteran. I am all about helping a Noob, but they have been talking a lot of smack. They shall be dealt with accordingly.

 

[Gore]

I was elected Captain several days ago, it would seem:crazy:...although all of us still have to defer to Fleet Admiral Bigabyte.

Alright Cap'n Moose, I'm at your command. Shall I try to outflank the enemy with an eggplant casserole, or shall I try a direct SPAMfish frontal assault? Or do you have something even more devious in mind?

Incidentally, is N8 going to make us all new avatars with uniforms?

 

[Happy Hapgood]

PFC Tarhog reporting to duty. According to the rules I am classified as a Veteran. I am all about helping a Noob, but they have been talking a lot of smack. They shall be dealt with accordingly.

You look like 1st Mate Material. :biggrin1:

 

[Happy Hapgood]

I was elected Captain several days ago, it would seem:crazy:...although all of us still have to defer to Fleet Admiral Bigabyte.

I missed that one Captain Moose. I'll be glad to represent the North Louisiana Redneck Brigade.

 

[freespool]

Any other Noobs ready for a counter attack? Hate to run into battle alone.

 

[tarhog]

You look like 1st Mate Material. :biggrin1:

I'm just ready to serve in any capacity that may be required. This little uprising needs to be squashed.

 

[Moose]

Alright Cap'n Moose, I'm at your command. Shall I try to outflank the enemy with an eggplant casserole, or shall I try a direct SPAMfish frontal assault? Or do you have something even more devious in mind?

Incidentally, is N8 going to make us all new avatars with uniforms?

Gore, I think another take on SpamFish would be an excellent strategy. That plus anything involving nachos, pizza, and tacos will do nicely. :biggrin1:

I'll check with N8 on those uniform avatars when he gets out of the brig. :thumb:

 

[Fo Sizzle My Nizzle]

Any other Noobs ready for a counter attack? Hate to run into battle alone.

Let's sit back and wait for them to finish running their mouths before we make plans for a counter attack. Most of them will probably be in bed before the street lights come on so we shouldn't have to wait long.

 

[seadad9903]

Any other Noobs ready for a counter attack? Hate to run into battle alone.

I'm with you. Now we'll get at least 2 votes!

 

[bigabyte]

Captain Moose is in charge of the Farkanaut Brigade for this one. I will be too busy being a spy.:spy:

I will be spying on the Noobians for the Farkanaut Brigade. However, I will also work as a surprise double spy for the Noobian Horde, since they deserve some help. In case this upsets any veterans, do not fret, because I will also be operating as a triple spy for the Farkanauts. Since this might cause some unease among the Noobians, simply rest assured that I will also be a quadruple spy for the Noobians.

For anyone interested, I will also spy for your team, whatever it may be.

 

[Gore]

A spy? Fark, how come Biggie gets to have all the fun. :tsk:

 

[bbqchicken]

You guys are weirdos.

 

[caseydog]

Help the Noobs? In case you haven't noticed, the Noobs are always the better cooks. Take a look at the previous Noob TD and the current one. Do you think any of the vets could stand a chance in these TDs (other than Al, who happened to win the previous one)? The only chance the vets have is to recruit women.

Incidentally, I do need to know who is in charge of the vets. I'm not cooking anything without orders. Don't want a bunch of loose cannons on the battlefield. :tsk:

IMO, you have just not been yourself since the Caveman Clusterfark, and definitely not since the death of Ninja. The TD force is weak in you. I saw glimmer of hope with your kabob entry, but now you fear the noobs.

Snap out of it, man. We need you at full Gore power.

CD

 

[nucornhusker]

Rear Admiral Husker reporting for duty!

 

[MS2SB]

This is what the Farkanauts are reminding me of.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI"]Monty Python's Military Fairy - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Cuebacca]

I might as well help my fellow noobians on this one. Down with the old farkers!!

 

[Al Czervik]

I would think General Czervik (Victorious in multiple campaigns) should be in charge of Logistics and Tactical Support.

Thanks for the vote of confidence Toast. I do however think we are vastly underestimating the strength of the Noobian force we are facing. My first recommendation is to call up Special Agent CTE and strike first with the pattened Steamroller Maneuver...

:boxing:

 

[rgrizzle]

OK here lets make this more interesting mr.captain admiral bigabyte my noobian plate. Let's put a dollar amount on this all dishes submitted has to be less than $15.00
Brother Matt take care of the photos I will supply the cute kid crutch. Who else is with us noobians

 

[Gore]

OK here lets make this more interesting mr.captain admiral bigabyte my noobian plate. Let's put a dollar amount on this all dishes submitted has to be less than $15.00

I like this idea. Eggplant is cheap, poison ivy is free, and the deer completely invaded the backyard while we were gone. I'm sure it's loaded with ticks. I bet I could put an entry together for under $5, and that's including the charcoal. :becky:

 

[bigabyte]