BBQ Brethren "Cook Like a Bigabyte" Throwdown

[deguerre]

Think I'll do some farking long pork nuggets then...

 

[Smokey Al Gold]

What if my pictures are all out of focus do I get foil or squirrel points for that? I can feel some sort of rant burger coming on.

 

[N8man]

Now, where'd I put my Foil Hat?

I second the Long Pork Idea......

 

[deguerre]

What if my pictures are all out of focus do I get foil or squirrel points for that? I can feel some sort of rant burger coming on.

Will it be chicken?

 

[caseydog]

I actually think living in Gore's basement with Tattoo and Mr. Roarke could be a chit load of fun.

Well, except that they are both dead. :shock:

CD

 

[caseydog]

I'll enter my doorknob/SPOINK/spam and egg popeye flavored stuffed peppers cooked on my NUTS, served in a dented foil tin over a bed of grilled eggplant being eaten by my daughter and see how I do... :heh:

Hey, no doorknobs! That's my turf, kinda like Myron Mixon and his farking muffin pans.

CD

 

[Smokey Al Gold]

Will it be chicken?

Shhh....

 

[Oldyote]

:lalala::lalala::lalala:

Well, except that they are both dead. :shock:

CD

:lalala::lalala::lalala:

 

[caseydog]

I really worked hard at channeling my inner-bigabyte, but I couldn't find it -- anywhere. In order to think like biggie, I even tried to watch FOXnews. I only lasted a few minutes. But, I think I know just enough from his TD entries to pull this thing off.

I just raided my pantry. I have my plan of attack. If I don't make it back, it was nice knowing you folks. :drama:


CD

 

[Black Dog BBQ]

Uh...How long do you cook squirrel points and at what temp.?Oh, and in what part of the squirrel are they located?

 

[caseydog]

Uh...How long do you cook squirrel points and at what temp.?Oh, and in what part of the squirrel are they located?

Well duh, the squirrel points are right next to the flats. :tsk:

CD

 

[Gore]

Fark, I forgot to give extra points for making all the food blue and out of focus. I even thought of that, but forgot to write it down. Well, no biggie.

 

[deguerre]

Wicker Man Here I Come!!!

 

[caseydog]

Okay, since every day is worth a point, I figured I had better get busy. :heh:

So I'm thinking, what would bigabyte cook? And, it hits me -- thwack -- a casserole! I haven't made a casserole in years, and I've never made one on a grill.

So, I go to the fidge and pantry, and right away I see some classic casserole ingredients. First and foremost, Campbell's Creme of Mushroom Soup. :thumb:

I have tons of pasta, and I know biggie likes his macaroni. Canned mushrooms, another good casserole staple! I have some parmesan cheese in the fridge, and an onion I need to use soon. I also have some creme cheese I was going to use for some smoked salmon dip -- I can get more for that. Mushroom soup and creme cheese -- SPAM and eggplant stroganoff casserole!

I don't have SPAM or an eggplant. Off to the store. While there, a grab some pseudo mozzarella so I'm not using the fresh mozzarella at home on a farking casserole.

Okay, I cube the SPAM and brown it, and cube the eggplant. They go in the bottom of the tinfoil pan...

I boil the macaroni, and it goes on top of the SPAM and eggplant...

Then the soup and creme cheese mixture, the canned shrooms, parmesian cheese, bread crumbs and pseudo mozzarella...

On to the redhead with a chimney of charcoal. I only got up to about 350-375, so it took about 30 minutes to cook.

I served it on the good fluted china, with a Waterford crystal fork, and eggplant colored fine linens.

And, don't this beat all -- just as I go to take the money shot, a farking squirrel hops up on my window sill for a look. :shocked:

It was actually very tasty, too. I ended up eating two helpings. I'm thinking this would be awesome at 2 AM after a night of "socializing."

CD

 

[deguerre]

Buene Suerte TIM!

 

[Gore]

Wow, that looks really good, very Bigabytish. Too bad about the focus thing though.

 

[deguerre]

Where's the rant?

 

[caseydog]

I didn't know about the out-of-focus rule addendum until after I took the pictures. :doh:

CD

 

[caseydog]

Where's the rant?

Redhot, can you give Guerry a good TWACK with the 2X4 for me, please? :becky:

CD

 

[Oldyote]

I think to qualify as a Bigabyte rant you need multiple paragraphs and many more farks.