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landarc

somebody shut me the fark up.
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Well, as many know, I have not been cooking much due to some physical ailments, but, I have a big event coming up this weekend and I really wanted to contribute, even though my friends have told me not to cook. I decided, since there will be a new wood fired pizza oven there, I have to cook something in it.

I prefer making bread and pizza dough with what is called a preferment (say it French style please) which can be anything from the commonly known sourdough starter to the less commonly known poolish or biga. I have, for some years now, used a combination of the poolish, a watery flour/yeast mixture with the process of fermenting the poolish for 5 days. While this is normally not a recommended practice, as many bakers find the yeast can die during the ferment, I really like the mild sour/yeasty flavor it lends to breads and pizzas. I find that a cold ferment also yields a superior lift and texture. Now to the foolish part.

Said poolish was started 3 days ago, it has been working along fine with a daily feeding of two teaspoons of AP flour and a little water. In and out of fridge for a couple hours per day or so. It has a nice aroma going. I needed to feed it today and as I took it out of the fridge, I immediately noticed the lid resembled nothing more than the lid on a beer bottle just before it explodes. I make beer, I know about fermentation. I am a fermentation pro! I did wrap a towel around the jar, it was incredibly hard to get the lid off, I actually had to use the jar opener. And when the gas started escaping slowly, I put it down and walked away for 5 minutes. Psssssssss...all is well, hissing stopped...I am good! Go back and open lid with impunity. Am greeted with FOOOOOMPH!
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And let me say, as I sit here in clean pants and shirt, with a nice clean counter and spice jar collection, the amount of poolish, although appearing to be the entire jar, was the smaller amount of poolish. There was much more on me, the counter, the floor, the cabinets and all of the fruit I just bought. Suddenly I feel a 2 gallon fermenting bucket and an airlock coming in the future.
 
I brew also and one thing I've seen is a gallon jug from cheap wine (gallo) with a carboy plug in the top and an airlock or blow-off tube.

That looks like an icky mess
 
Just use an unused condom.
Honestly, why would anybody even consider the alternative?


I feel your pain though, I was shaking a 5 gallon carboy full of fermenting beer many years ago when the wifey and I lived in an apartment. It slipped out of my hand and fell, hit the carpet, broke, and "sploosh", 5 gallons of fermenting beer saturated the entire room. I'll never forget the agony of the next couple of days cleaning it up. Tearing up the carpet, the liner, Gawd what a mess.
 
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First (I think it was first) was the sploogie, now the FOOOOOMPH!

Sounds like over time your entire home will be spotless :rolleyes:

My over fermentation event was making a honey based root beer for my bride. (She doesn't metabolize regular sugar) So the kids and I are in the basement and there is this Kapow followed by a tinkling of glass then another a minute later. I was blowing up champagne bottles in the cellar
 
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