Stlsportster
Babbling Farker
Oh Pork Butts, why did you fall?
Was it my haste to get you started, did I take my eye off the ball?
Perhaps it was an aversion to a 10 hour cook,
You must have nudged that pan, it was on the way down when I turned to look.
Oh you do not know how I feel the pain,
I picked you up quickly, but you still left a stain.
Even though my heart was broke,
I dusted you off and put you on the smoke.
I'm sure you wanted to show me who was boss,
But I'll deal with you later, on a bun...with some sauce.
Was it my haste to get you started, did I take my eye off the ball?
Perhaps it was an aversion to a 10 hour cook,
You must have nudged that pan, it was on the way down when I turned to look.
Oh you do not know how I feel the pain,
I picked you up quickly, but you still left a stain.
Even though my heart was broke,
I dusted you off and put you on the smoke.
I'm sure you wanted to show me who was boss,
But I'll deal with you later, on a bun...with some sauce.
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