The one and only BBQ Brethren CHUCK ROAST MASTER IS...

bigabyte · Aug 27, 2011

NOBODY!!! Absolutely NOBODY!!!
:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

Near the end of this epic battle, all who remained left alive to fight on were KCMike, Colonel00 and Groundhog66!:shock:

Then Chef Jim, who we thought had already fallen and died, arose whilst drawing his final breath, stabbing KCMike in the back and they both fell to the ground quite dead.

So in the final hours of battle it was a battle of numbers, the Colonel's 00's against the Groundhog's 66's. It was an epic battle, with lots of parrying and thrusting, but in the end, as Groundhog66 thought he was making the winning blow against Colonel00 and thrusting his sword deep inside him, he felt a stabbing pain as Colonel00's sword hit it's mark upon Groundhog66.

Both men, fatally struck, briefly met each others gaze before simultaneously falling to the ground.

Aye, in this epic battle for Chuck Roast, there were no survivors.

In other words, you're all LOSERS!

Gore · Aug 27, 2011

So ... basically what you're telling us is that this whole farkin' contest was a complete waste of everybody's time. :tsk:

bigabyte · Aug 27, 2011

Gore said:
So ... basically what you're telling us is that this whole farkin' contest was a complete waste of everybody's time. :tsk:

Are you kidding? How often does something this amazing happen? I'd say this was the best contest EVER!:clap:

Gore · Aug 27, 2011

So ... there are no dual winners. Isn't there a tie-breaker or something? Where are the rules for these contests? They must be posted around here somewhere ....

bigabyte · Aug 27, 2011

There can only be one. Not two. Or three. Just one, and only one shot to make it so!:becky:

Not that it really matters much, these things are coming to an end anyhow. So I suppose all of them may have been a waste of time depending on your perspective really.

Gore · Aug 27, 2011

What? Coming to an end? We haven't even gotten to the good ones yet. I've been waiting for ribs and porterhouse steaks and what about brisket? Did we already have brisket? Fark, I bet we did have brisket. I feel like we wasted all our time on pork bellies when we could've had a Thigh Master. :tsk: And for the life of me I can't believe we could end this without determining who the Spam Master is.

Groundhog66 · Aug 27, 2011

My vote for myself must not have registered...:heh:

gtr · Aug 27, 2011

I guess I should have voted before I ran off to the beach.

colonel00 · Aug 27, 2011

Groundhog66 said:
My vote for myself must not have registered...:heh:

Same thing here. :thumb: It was tough to choose from so many and I never got around to voting on this one just like the Around the World. :noidea: Farkin' biscuits :doh:

bigabyte · Aug 27, 2011

It would have been funny if Groundhog66 and Colonel00 voted for each other, and still tied!:laugh: GTR could have made it a 3-way with KCMike!:shock:

Gore · Aug 27, 2011

Well, I guess the consolation is that all the finalists who I had trouble deciding between didn't do any worse than anyone else, ... in the grand scheme of things.

bigabyte · Aug 27, 2011

Actually...cgwaite got a zero. So that means he never even entered the fray!:shock: Perhaps one is left standing after all?:shock:

caseydog · Aug 27, 2011

colonel00 said:
Same thing here. :thumb: It was tough to choose from so many and I never got around to voting on this one just like the Around the World. :noidea: Farkin' biscuits :doh:

Like they say in Chicago, vote early, vote often. You snooze, you lose. :heh:

CD

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caseydog · Aug 27, 2011

Fark! Well, click the farking link -- it's worth it. :thumb:

CD

Groundhog66 · Aug 27, 2011

colonel00 said:
Same thing here. :thumb: It was tough to choose from so many and I never got around to voting on this one just like the Around the World. :noidea: Farkin' biscuits :doh:

Pretty hung up on my biscuits, huh? There is actually a delicious, perfectly cooked chuckie in that dish as well :wink:

gtr said:
I guess I should have voted before I ran off to the beach.

Well now, that depends on who you were gonna vote for...:laugh:

Chef Jim · Aug 27, 2011

What?? The voting is over? I wanted to vote again!

colonel00 · Aug 27, 2011

Groundhog66 said:
Pretty hung up on my biscuits, huh? There is actually a delicious, perfectly cooked chuckie in that dish as well :wink:

They were the perfect addition to compliment the meal. If I had planned to cast a vote, your's was definitely at the top.

martyleach · Aug 27, 2011

So I don't think it is right to just chuck(sorry) the results and start over. We should have a mano y mano chuck off! The first ever??

---k--- · Aug 27, 2011

I got 4 votes for a mediocre chuck roast with a good photo. :grin:

boogiesnap · Aug 27, 2011

martyleach said:
So I don't think it is right to just chuck(sorry) the results and start over. We should have a mano y mano chuck off! The first ever??

i think that's a good idea. let the 2 tied and a wildcard do it again!

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