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It has been a while since I entered a Throwdown. After the Great Yardbird debacle I have laid low.

Well now I'm back. The Garlic Month TD called my name and here is my entry:

The Great Garlic Ronin Vampire-Proof Chicken

We start with a whole chicken, some Tony Chachere's, and some fresh garlic:

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We injected the bird and seasoned with Paul Prudhomme's Poultry Magic:
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Next we use the garlic mandolin to prepare the bird for battle, like a true Ronin:
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We continue until the bird is fully battle hardened:
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Now we slow roast the bird with its battle armor and whole clove stuffing to ensure that we are victorious over any vampire foolish enough to challenge us:
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I have no idea what that tasted like but really cool presentation!
 
That truly is a thing of beauty!

The garlic "armor" cracks me up, and I'm sure it was delicious.
 
Wow that looks delicious David.

I've got to admit that is the first time I've ever seen a chicken wearing garlic mail armor.

I wonder how it would taste stuffed with boudin?

Great job.
 
Dayum!!! Now that is an impressive use of garlic! My wife would hate me if I ate that (which I would of course :grin:). She says when I eat a lot of garlic, it seeps out of my pores at night... :noidea:
 
To be honest, the breasts were lightly perfumed with the scent of garlic. It was actually quite good.
 
Very good, looks part Crocodile
 
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