My dearest darling Mongo,
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That was just a joke! I'm not mad at you, I swear!:laugh:
Seriously though, I couldn't make a smoke ring dish. You see, I had to sell one of the kids just to afford some low grade pink slime to enter in this one. Then one of the other farking kids went and farked themselves up and had to go to the emergency room, costing us even more money, and by the time we got home the farking DOG had eaten this pink slime and died!
Stupid farking dog.:tsk:
So, we sold that kid too, and then I knocked my wife up because we started to realize that we really had a potential cash machine going on here. Of course, I had to spend a ridiculous amount of time getting ready for that task, only to throw my back out. So another emergency room visit, even more money right down the farking drain.
When I was finally able to walk again, I went to the butcher, and hid out back waiting for them to toss out some scraps. All I could get was some strange things I couldn't identify, but I think it might have been something from a pig, somewhere. I got that home and put some foil hat on it, but then one of the kids grabbed it off the counter and used it as a stepping stool to try and get up on the refrigerator to get some cookies, slipped and fell and, well, another farking trip to the emergency room was in order. Luckily we decided to sell that kid too so we didn't actually have to pay any medical costs on that one.
Then my wife went into labor. I had no idea that once you have as many kids as we have had that the incubation period becomes quite shorter and you can literally turn into a baby making factory.
Aw fark, you probably don't believe me anyway. I promise next time I will try harder though.