I have one or more.
1 pakage chuka soba (dried Chinese noodles)
1. Boil noodles until the lumps of noodles unwind and get al dente. You do not want to fully boil them until limp. Allow to drain and dry on a strainer. I like bamboo strainers for this purpose. Noodle should be allowed to cool and dry for at least 1 hour. This matters.
2. Make a sauce by heating 1/2 cup Japanese style soy sauce, 1/2 cup water, 1 handful dried bonito flakes (katsuoboshi) or 1 tablespoon dried shrimp, a 1/2" piece of ginger and 1 small clove garlic. Bring to a low boil, cut heat and allow to steep.
3. Prepare vegetables. I like 1 cup each of bean sprouts, coarsely shredded cabbage, finely shredded carrot. And 1/4 cup chopped green onions.
4. Prepare meat, this could be any meat you prefer, I like prawns and chicken, or prawns and char siu pork. These should be sized to heat and cook fast.
5. Heat a wok, griddle or teppan to a medium high heat, add oil to coat and fry veggies (except for green onions) to medium done, should remain crunchy. Then fry meat with veggies and until almost medium rare. Remove from griddle.
6. Add more oil to coat pan, add noodles to pan and cook unstirred until heated on one side and a crust forms. Add veggies and meat back in and toss noodles with mixture. Allow to cook until bottom crusts, you may need to add a little oil. Add sauce and cook to set sauce on noodles. Add green onions in and prepare plate for serving. Once yakisoba is hot, plate and serve. Adding a little sesame seed just before plating is a nice touch.