I can't make this stuff up,
Some of you know the crap my family is experiencing...so I figured as a stress reliever to BBQ!!
Put on a pork butt before soccer, come back 4 hrs later, the UDS is purrrrrrringggg along at 232*....
take a nap, go make some abts, throw a fatty on...ALL is well right? Well I start to feel a burning sensation on my left hand, not sure what it is take a shower and YIKES talk about pain, the hot water just magnified it! I can only figure that while cleaning the jalapenos, I didn't use a glove, I ran out...didn't feel a thing until I started washing dishes...I thought as long as you wash your hands it was okay, apperently not...
Now the other stuff, I hear a "thud" in the UDS, Open the smoker and the rack fell off. Pork butt, ABT's, Fatty...DUMPED picked up the butt, it was foiled, I salvaged the Abt's, pulled out the fire basket, picked out the abts, most were still good, I put back the basket and wonder how did a wood chunk get outside the basket, put the abts back, take the butt in to finish in oven, and go $hit! That was the fatty at the bottom of the UDS!! Pull the basket out, grab the fatty, the basket flames up, I'm trying to put the basket back in the UDS...no gloves, burn my toe, wearing slippers,(flip flops)...I still haven't had dinner,
To not go crazy, you can only laught when crap happens...amazingly I'm very calm, and feel great!
Some of you know the crap my family is experiencing...so I figured as a stress reliever to BBQ!!
Put on a pork butt before soccer, come back 4 hrs later, the UDS is purrrrrrringggg along at 232*....
take a nap, go make some abts, throw a fatty on...ALL is well right? Well I start to feel a burning sensation on my left hand, not sure what it is take a shower and YIKES talk about pain, the hot water just magnified it! I can only figure that while cleaning the jalapenos, I didn't use a glove, I ran out...didn't feel a thing until I started washing dishes...I thought as long as you wash your hands it was okay, apperently not...Now the other stuff, I hear a "thud" in the UDS, Open the smoker and the rack fell off. Pork butt, ABT's, Fatty...DUMPED picked up the butt, it was foiled, I salvaged the Abt's, pulled out the fire basket, picked out the abts, most were still good, I put back the basket and wonder how did a wood chunk get outside the basket, put the abts back, take the butt in to finish in oven, and go $hit! That was the fatty at the bottom of the UDS!!
Pull the basket out, grab the fatty, the basket flames up, I'm trying to put the basket back in the UDS...no gloves, burn my toe, wearing slippers,(flip flops)...I still haven't had dinner, To not go crazy, you can only laught when crap happens...amazingly I'm very calm, and feel great!
...only I didn't burn my toes. Did burn the hair off my hands and arms though. I didn't think it was funny at the time, but by lovely wife thought it was hilarious. :lol: After I calmed down, it did kind of remind me of the monkey and football think. Thanks for sharing the event.
