Tonight I got the phone call 👊

16Adams · Jun 4, 2018

Hey: you busy
Me: no- chilling with a few cold ones-what’s up
Hey: I just bought a 17# choice brisket
Me: awesome
Hey: how do I trim it, how do I Season it,what temp do I smoke it, fat cap up or down, water pan yes or no, wrap or no wrap, paper or foil, when should I wrap, when is it done.
Me: hold on brother it’s just heat and meat- seriously H&M.
Hey: I’m using the BGE- give me the Cliff Note version- times an issue.

Me: Day drinking Shiner
Also Me:
Egg at 275* pecan-hickory-mesquite or Oak chunks blend them
Trim all yellow fat and hard knuckle fat
Season with 50/50 KS and CBP
Set deflector plates and place water pan
Set fat cap down on grate close lid

Hey: fat cap up or fat cap down?
Me:drinks beer- thought you wanted cliff notes?

Hey: got it so far, can you explain it in Temps?

Me: egg at 275*, wrap at 165*, remove and put in cooler at 203*
Hey: that’s all I really wanted- just the temps

Me: good luck
Also Me: another beer

electron_si · Jun 4, 2018

Haha yeah my buddy just got handed down a meadow creek from his dad.

He has never smoked a brisket so I’m just waiting for this call

SmittyJonz · Jun 4, 2018

:heh:

SmittyJonz · Jun 4, 2018

At First I thought you meant you got the call that your Pellet Pooper had Shipped........:shock:

AWilliams · Jun 4, 2018

I get these types of questions...except with regard to bass fishing. I've been a serious bass fisherman for at least 35 years and occasionally I get the "hey..you fish alot, I want to take my son to the lake, how do you catch a bass, what do you use...etc, etc...They want 30 years of experience in 2 paragraphs.:shock:

Rockinar · Jun 4, 2018

I thought I was going to see a new Shirley.

Burnt at Both Endz · Jun 4, 2018

Rockinar said:
I thought I was going to see a new Shirley.

I was sure we was gonna see a pic of something.

The Wookiee · Jun 4, 2018

My wife and kids call these “bbq consults” - I do love a good bbq consult. Some padawans, however, never listen. They’ll let you feed them but you can’t teach them all to fish... some do get hooked, though.

Then you get to eat their good eats...

TravelingJ · Jun 5, 2018

These are fun. I usually get them in text or group chats from people that have seen my pictures (most recent was 'how did you pull off that smoked/fried wings?) It's especially great when they follow your advice to favorable results.

pjtexas1 · Jun 5, 2018

I love these. I get some on cooking advice and mostly on cooker advice. I like that he only wanted to hear what he wanted to hear. Those minor details are irrelevant, right?

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cowgirl · Jun 5, 2018

:thumb:

SmittyJonz · Jun 5, 2018

I get calls or texts - “ Who has Ribs/Briskets on Sale? And when can you cook them for me......?”

Tonight I got the phone call 👊

16Adams

somebody shut me the fark up.

electron_si

is one Smokin' Farker

SmittyJonz

somebody shut me the fark up.

SmittyJonz

somebody shut me the fark up.

AWilliams

Full Fledged Farker

Rockinar

is Blowin Smoke!

Burnt at Both Endz

Babbling Farker

The Wookiee

Full Fledged Farker

TravelingJ

is One Chatty Farker

pjtexas1

somebody shut me the fark up.

cowgirl

somebody shut me the fark up.

SmittyJonz

somebody shut me the fark up.

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