Well if it makes you feel better we all have had failures. My worst was the leg of lamb incident. It was a weber book recipe. I put all sorts of work into making it and was cooking it on the kettle grill. It smelled good but hey I got distracted by the wife and the fire went out. I was so mad and worked up about screwing up. That's not the worst part... Worst part is my blind rage caused me to attempt to eat and then proceed to throw it in the microwave yeah I really tried to eat it again. Then proceed to slam it into the trash can. I was embarrassed as it was on my dating anniversary with my wife. It also created the rule my wife is not allowed to distract me while cooking. One of these days I may try it again but it's already been just under three years. I am so scarred from that incident I have never touched lamb since. Not only was I scarred my wife made fun of me for it and told our friends who have dubbed June 15 Leg of Lamb Day. I am not kidding my one friend has sent me a text message ever since wishing me a Happy Leg of Lamb day! So no matter how bad you fail it's probably not going to be turned into multiple years of getting made fun of. Just don't microwave it no matter what you do don't ever microwave it.
